whales and the dinosaurs

When you want to fuck with your kids about the birds and the bees

"I know everything about the birds and the bees!"
"Well have you heard about the whales and the dinosaurs?"

by awdaefrg January 15, 2017

money whale

Jack

Jack you money whale

by Datboiseb August 22, 2018

Crack the whale

To bang, do the nasty, horizontal tango,

OMG did you guys just crack the whale???

You guys were so loud cracking the whale

by Whalecracker October 17, 2015

Whale

A word used to describe Amy Schumer

That whale is really unfunny.

by millennial humor is so weird E December 5, 2018

whale play

When a person with an obscene amount of Cryptocurrency uses their wealth to control the price of a certain coin

I was going to invest in that coin until I saw that Whale Play was keeping the price down

by GeneralApricot May 31, 2018

Whale

Someone who is fat, On average, still lives with their mom and has no father. They typically spend all their time playing games such as Idle angels, And other anime girl spinning games. They spend lots of money on these games trying to get their favorite "Waifuu" and will never live up to anything in life because they are lazy, fat, pieces of shit, and spend all day on the internet.

Guy: Don't play Idle Angels.
Guy #2: Why shouldn't I, What would you do if I did?
Guy: All you do in that game is spin for little anime whores and then get cards.
Guy #2: And, So what if I care.
Guy: Alright then be a Whale if you want.

by Zubeia May 4, 2022

Whale week

When you’re on vacation and you spot groups of overweight women on vacation as well.

Instead of shark week...

We came to Miami at the wrong time. What is it, whale week?

by Kingdev8806 November 13, 2017