by John Gray March 28, 2003

Lives off of exit 63 of the Garden State Parkway. Lies, steals, and lives in a fantasy all his own JB. He's a walking sexually transmitted disease whore who will blow anyone for attention. He needs to be in jail for being a thief (fired from Adidias in Atlantic City for stealing a co-workers wristlet and Bulgarian passport. Kicked out of a staten island home for stealing jewelry and selling it to cash 4 gold and being caught red handed with receipts on his passenger seat.), He's a pathological liar: On the next Real World cast, cast as a pornstar, a dancer for various clubs in NYC and NJ, works as a promoter for Harrah's Casino, Shot his own calender, Starring on a new Bravo reality series and the list goes on. If spotted approached with a closed fist and hit hard in the face (any area eye, nose, mouth will do).
by Dirty Pink Undies April 17, 2011

by Aly [Your mom] May 9, 2008

Dave has a litter of racoons in his house. He's keeping them as white trash pets. Hopefully, the DNR doesn't catch wind.
by Chowderhead34 July 24, 2011

Used to decribe cigarettes
by loadeddice November 23, 2013

The act of going to someone's house then proceding to take the garbage bag out of the can then taking a massive dump in the can. After this you can top it off with some throw up and urine to make a thick mess. Lastley you close the lid leaving to mix to soak for preferabley 2-3 hours in a hot climate. Hopefully this mix will cause who ever opens the can to also throw up in it incressing the stench. Similar to a mexican hot pocket
Dude i gave Ryan a trash can surprise after he went to sleep so it will be able to sit for a while.
Nice
Nice
by swgmaster97 March 1, 2012

The lowest sort of sleazy stripper who steals customers' money every chance she gets, yet is so frigid she's never even had an orgasm.
I thought Angela had the most smokin' body in Club Fantasies, but when I tried to bang her, she turned out to be nothing but a trash-barrel-whore, strung out on ecstacy with a busted pussy.
by bk666 July 12, 2006
