Jaws-Mode Wank

A niche practice where a man will bite off his own penis for sexual gratification while imagining a drunken Robert Shaw singing.

Sky News now apologising for language in Dominic Cummings message accusing Boris Johnson of 'Jaws-mode wank'

by Humphrey the Cat October 31, 2023

full cash mode

For a person to operate at a sub par level. Generally making rudimentary mistakes with potentially lavish comments or actions.

"Oh no, Bill's entering full cash mode."

by Str8UPtheGUTS April 24, 2020

Syd Barrett Mode

To go on an Lysergic Acid Diethylamide binge, To go for a complete Acid burn-out by putting one under each eye-lid and several underneath a head band while jogging on the spot, then frying your brains to the extent where you forget how to speak and stay at home in your bedroom for the rest of your life, alone.

My buddy Freddy is worrying me, after taking 10 tabs of acid yesterday he took 15 today, he's been in Syd barrett mode all week

by JezusIsGourd February 7, 2017

sicko mode to the max

when someone or something is so disturbing or nasty , and you can’t even use the word gross because of how sick they or it is

that weird boy won’t stop staring at me, he’s sicko mode to the max

by aubs01 May 20, 2019

Bassem Elharake Mode

big penis mode

Faris: Bro my penis so small

Guy: Just go Bassem Elharake Mode

by biggest og August 25, 2021

ear muff mode

When one is in the company of another, and that individual won’t shut the fuck up or bellow in a lower tone & volume.and you try to block them out but to no avail cuz you are ill-equipped having no ear muffs

“ hey where did bro go?

He left, cuz that loud inebriated broad with the air horn for a voice put him in ear muff mode.

by Adolph Leery May 9, 2020

Rejected Bloke Mode

You know dem ones when a guy goes up to a girl and he's like "OOOHH HELLO" and confesses his undying love for her, uh, and she tells him shes not interested so, you know, he rightfully lets her know that shes a fat ugly slag and he never wanted to shag her anyway. Yeah, that one.

Source: WillNE - Catfishing 1000 Men On Tinder With A Snapchat Filter - 3:34

Guy One: I was talking to this girl yesterday and I asked her out
Guy Two: Did she say no?
Guy One: Yeah, then I activated Rejected Bloke Mode

by tman540 January 31, 2020