Long Dong John

a nickname for when a friend is discovered to have a massive penis.

guy 1: Woah dude, thats a massive dick!
guy 2:yeah man, he is clearly a Long Dong John!
guy being looked at: what the hell is wrong with you?

by COOLDUMBDUMB October 28, 2021

flying Dick Dong

When your wife comes out of nowhere, flying into the room and lands their foot in your balls.

If I have to find it because you couldn’t, I’m going to give you a flying Dick Dong!

by Lillaliens January 6, 2024

Lili Dong

She is THE most awesome person, a human being can possibly meet. If you see a Lili Dong, catch her Never Let her out of your sight again!

Lili Dong is hot.

by LucaTheFirst January 7, 2020

Ding-dong

A drink that restaurant servers share after a busy and stressful rush. Usually a small serving of a creamy stout like Guinness, drank quickly like a shot. It's purpose is to force the staff to take a step back from their tasks, meet up at the bar, take a quick drink and resume service with a clearer head and renewed comraderie.

"Ding-Dong! Meet up at the bar in 30 seconds for a team building exercise!"

by WIZORD666 August 11, 2014

florpy-dong

A massive dong

FUCK MY MASSIVE FLORPY-DONG

by SLURPYASSHOLE December 18, 2020

Donge

Crazy or wack, typically used after juking your friend or being juked.

“You’re donge”

by TheRealRoanP August 9, 2021

Dong Banger

Synonymous with doppelgänger. In other words, a person that looks like someone else.

Pamela saw Austins Dong Banger working across the hall.

by Spanish Flame November 10, 2021