DisEASE

Ease in disease, when your sickness is going down and your sickness seems to be going away.

Todd: Hey is Sarah still have that sad disease?
John: Yeah she's getting the EASE in the Disease.

by Dark storker March 11, 2017

Scully disease

Scully disease can strike at any time of life. Most notable symptoms are the growth of a flat top and eventual metamorphosis into a gigantic old baby

Yo man that scully disease got me singing opera

by ClaytonBigsby123 June 16, 2021

Harry’s disease

A very rare disease when you lost your ability to catch a football

Yooooo u dropped a game winning touchdown!?!? Do u have Harry’s disease?

by Trol69669696969 September 23, 2021

Peyronie's Disease

That thing they talk about on TV when your dick is curvy

Average Peyronie's Disease ad

TV Announcer: "Do you have a bump in your errection"
Cut to a bumpy carrot and an embarrassed 40 something year old

by Guy from Kenmore February 15, 2025

Sensitivity, Abscesses, And Blinking Causes Sexually Transmitted Infections And Diseases

Sensitivity, Abscesses, And Blinking Causes Sexually Transmitted Infections And Diseases

Sensitivity, Abscesses, And Blinking Causes Sexually Transmitted Infections And Diseases

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 3, 2025

FMTM Disease

A very rare disorder that causes the male penis to enlarge by an inch every night

I must have FMTM Disease cause every time I measure it's an inch bigger!

by Crazyguy9976 July 20, 2014

Ohju Disease

The uncontrollable need/urge to showoff/flex one's belongings.

A: I just bought a new watch, it was $60
B: Hey, I got a new watch too. It was JUST $600
B: Also, the underwear I'm wearing are like, $60 each.
B: I should get some pricier ones, these were kind of cheap.
C: Oh no, this guy has the Ohju Disease.

by Ohju1 September 25, 2019