Douche Kabob

A group of people stuck together in a situation, such as in a place of business, that are so douchey they repeatedly reaffirm their douchebaggery.

Robert and his staff are the biggest douche kabob I have ever met.

by BrewingKnurd April 9, 2020

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Bleach Douche

When you want your vagina to be as clean as a sparkling bathroom so you beer chugged a whole thing of bleach inside your womb and you start making sea foam come out of all your holes and you convulse down the stairs and crunch against the wall and fucking die.

My bleach douche was successful and now I am dying.

by JAM IN THE TOE March 22, 2020

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douche ganoush

A socially deficient, morally reprehensible, or intellectually inferior person. The term implies a variety of negative qualities, specifically unwarranted arrogance and levels of inadequacy that exceed classification as a Douche, a Douchebag, a Douche Nozzle, or an Über-scrote.

The caller was such a douche ganoush.

by Therealrichardcranium June 3, 2017

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douch lord

the lord of all douch bags. the cops in gta call me a douch lord all the time

cop, get on the ground, you douch lord

by playboy124 November 3, 2017

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Pootie Douche

A verbally pouting and over confident individual.

He's not going to get what he wants so instead we've got another 30 minutes of this guy being a total Pootie Douche.

by BeerHistory Prof May 7, 2018

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Smug douche

One of the douches from Charlottesville, VA. Usually a stuck up person you has decided their shit doesn't stink. Walks around with a stick up their ass complaining nothing.

Rick is one of those UVA smug douches

by Diggerman84 March 5, 2017

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