can't even

The last words of a dying white girl.

Courtney is "literally dying" because she "can't even."

by LillieTheUnicorn April 18, 2014

doesn't love the Lord and Southeastern Conference football

An ironic expression used by Southern males to express disbelief in or mild condemnation of some else's attitudes or behavior, supposedly drawing on some stereotypes of Southerners. (This expression possibly originated with Lewis Grizzard, a most excellent American humorist and commentator.)

Billy Bob eats strawberry Moon Pies and drinks Pepsi; only someone who doesn't love the Lord and Southeastern Conference football would do that.

by Duckbutt November 4, 2005

collar and cuffs don't match

A woman who has died her hair, usually blonde. The expression refers to her head hair and pubic hair having different colours. Also known as an airplane blonde

Is she a real blonde? No, her collar and cuffs don't match. I checked.

by phreddyport June 29, 2013

couldn't find his dick in the dark

Someone who is oblivious, has declining mental facilities, or is simply stupid and cannot recognize obvious things or cannot take on simple tasks.

It's no surprise he gave that gold digger his ATM pin number--he's so dumb he couldn't find his dick in the dark.

by Marcoda December 9, 2011

You can’t put one horse in two barns

You can’t have more than one significant other.

-Caleb Smith 2019

“Devin, I know you like both of those girls. I hate to tell you, but you can’t put one horse in two barns!”

by CowboyCaleb May 11, 2019

can't help falling in love with you

One of the best and most covered songs of Elvis Presley.

Sing this song perfectly and watch your crush come at you.

You : (singing) "But I can't help falling in love with you..."
Crush : hey...wanna hang out?

by redditilike June 16, 2020

can't sleep huh?

So... You can't sleep huh?

Me neither, I wrote this at 4:49 am

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So... Can't sleep huh?

by Scroll down July 23, 2021