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Horse Sniffer

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A Horse Sniffer is a special phrase used between Cotswold friends to associate a poor performanced or general misshapped person. Originating from the Great Planes of South Cerney where the usual runt of the family (namely Wixey) would be forced to Sniff the horse's anus to determine whether they were fertile or not.
Evidentally an Urban Myth now, but still used to ridicule close friends and enemies alike
'look at the Waldrons, what a bunch of tax evading horse sniffers'
'watch it Lukins, your getting close to becoming a horse sniffer!'
'That bird I took out last night was such a horse sniffer, she was so stuck up'
by Ricky Sutton November 21, 2006
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codpeice sniffer

someone who sniffs codpeices (scrodums)
he's such a codpeice sniffer when we were fucking he totally sniffed my sack
by DoUNoTylrDurden February 26, 2005
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cunt sniffer

one who is a luzzy who smells of the cunt
Rossie the cunt sniffer eats a lot of chicken
by jisko August 4, 2007
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scratch and sniff

Getting head from a chick with a large pointy nose during the "69" position, her nose being so large it can't help but massage your ballsack to the point of no return.
Cedrick; "Hey Nelson, I heard you got laid from that big nosed tart you found at the bar last night!!"

Nelson; "Not quite, her nig nose scratch and sniffed my balls too much that I splooged it right down her throat...oh well"
by Pakistaniel November 14, 2012
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Stiffy

Boner or errection, only in male humans (Occasionally animals)
Look, I have a stiffy
by Car fucker March 28, 2019
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Diamond Stiffed Mesh

A mesh of which your friends and/or families detest, and would rather replace with iron stiffed mesh.
Person 1: Hey, I wasted your diamonds to make some diamond stiffed mesh, and ended up getting more diamonds that it cost to make it!
Person 2: Commit soup on side idot
by diamond>iron January 30, 2019
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Cum finger stiffness

Noun. After you get cum on your fingers the cum dries and makes your fingers stiff.
Aw man, I came all over my fingers and got cum finger stiffness.
by DeffTheMedic June 14, 2019
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