Salty Cellarius

It all started because he didn't sit in a FUCKING seat and he has a small penis (im not gay)

Salty Cellarius You fucking whore

by Reesie‘s puffs May 6, 2019

Salty Sea Gull

When a girl is doming you up and then flappes her arm and then does a sound of a sea lion.

Man that girl can sure give a salty sea gull.

by BPChuy89 April 24, 2011

Salty

Jack Martin

Dude dont be so salty

by Asiansrcool August 25, 2016

salty doughnut

When you take a bath with bath salts and have your ass eaten out after

My girl took a bath with some fancy lavender bath salts and I decided to eat the booty like groceries. That was a pretty great salty doughnut

by FindingG-MO September 24, 2020

Salty hoe

Andrew Williams

Andrew Williams is a salty hoe when playing black ops 3

by Dicky ducky September 7, 2016

salty toes

When your toes are salty.

"Oh I have salty toes!"

by ryan thwaite 1233333 March 8, 2024

Salty Abortion Unincorporated

The Antithesis of Sweet Baby Incorporated, Salty Abortion Unincorporated is a conglomerate of Indie Games Studios and Consultation Firms partially-responsible for the height differences between female and male characters in WWE 2K24 as well as the narrative success of the Arkham Games Series prior to Suicide Squad: Kill The Justice League. Their CEO, Vim Hills, is a well-versed businessman who specializes primarily in small business management and utilizes his skillset to support small business ecosystems in Texas, Florida, or generally anywhere that isn't Canada, the European continent, the state of California or the state of New York. Salty Abortion Unincorporated is also known for giving to charities such as Feed The Children and St. Jude Children's Hospital.

"See the news lately?"
"Nah, what's going on?"
"Salty Abortion Unincorporated is at it again, bro."

by ManhattanMollywhopEnjoyer March 21, 2024