Swamplurch

A no hair having ugly female that looks like dirty scum prowls around and waits for opportunity to try to get at another females boyfriend.

What is that swamplurch doing up in my tree??

Why is that swamplurch calling your phone?

by Lilbitreal January 22, 2019

Swamp Talk

Some shitty news show that nobody cares enough about to watch.

"Hey man did you see the new episode of Swamp Talk?" "Hell no, I have better things to do."

by Jameskii February 14, 2019

Swamp Viper

The status of the penile member of a man after engaging in raunchy, filthy, nasty sex. Sleeping in the marinade, and not washing the next day.

Man: "Ah man I've got such a swamp viper right now. I haven't showered in a day and banged a lot lizard for six hours."
Priest: "same"

by Jimmy big nuts February 27, 2019

Swamp Troggy

A mix between the elusive ‘swamp donkey’ and the notorious ‘troggy’

“dude look at that hideous swamp troggy” — KS

by willd69420 March 9, 2019

Swamp ass

The term used for when your ass starts to sweat intensely. Swamp ass is a living nightmare. It makes your ass smell like you just sharted. It's gross, and is a reason to wipe your ass like you wipe your floors.

"Sat down with swamp ass for the entire day. Now every seat I sat on smells horrible."
"I feel you, man. I had a hot girl next to me once. Needless to say, swamp ass ruined everything."

by Pango456 April 29, 2019

Swamp Gang

Only the most woke of the wokest kids will ever be woke enough to get into Swamp Gang. Usually found in small creeks and shady rooms where they hotbox with their vape. Swamp Gang is described as the dark knights that realms around in Haugesund.

Yo bro, have you heard about Swamp Gang?

- Fuck yea bruv, I really wish I was woke enough to become a Swamp Gang member.

by Jånni May 13, 2019

swamphair

Well gay whore motherfucking cunt bitch who has swamp hair because shes edgy and emo

Ewww thats swamphair

by bigbapa May 21, 2019