steamroll

when a bunch of people are sleeping in a row on the floor (or laying on a trampoline) and some obnoxious guy rolls over the top of everyone, generally causing discomfort. in the right situation, one can get steamroll-kissed, which is when you have no choice but to be face-to-face with the person rolling, and inevitably kiss them.

GUY1: thinks *haha im gonna steamroll everyone*
KID1: groan..
KID2: get off..
KID3: ow!
KID4: MUAH! *steamroll kiss*

by lockIN<33 May 17, 2010

Steamroll

Steamroll is when you roll over a person back to back so that no privates touch. Usually done at parties or when one is annoyed at another person.

I am going to steamroll you!

Get ready to get steamrolled

by UnknownPineapple January 21, 2019

Penis Stealer

A sorcerer, typically African that is purported to steal, or rapidly shrink the genitals of a victim, typically male. Different stories of Penis- Theft hysteria have been seen in different areas of the world. In Senegal, for example, cannibal witches or impotence spells cast by sorcerers can be used in a penis theft. This is believed to be an epidemic, with 20 witches accused of penis stealing being lynched in Nigeria in 2001, and 12 in Ghana in 2002. As recently as 2008 a mass- hysteria of taxi drivers in Congo wearing gold rings believed to be penis stealers.

That man is a penis stealer.

by IcanSEEyou 69 November 23, 2019

steamroller

A powerful public official plowing a hooker in a high-priced hotel. Especially poignant if said official has made major career advancement fighting prostitution.

Elected Official: 'I'm a fucking steamroller, whore!'

by el mustachio March 19, 2008

Steamroller

A sexual act that involves the following steps:

- An individual shits in another individuals mouth.

-The "shitee" chews up the shit, spits it out, and rolls in it.

*Sung to the tune of "Maneater" by Hall & Oates*

Oh-oh here she comes.
Watch out boy, she'll chew it up
Oh-oh here she comes
Time for a steamroller!

by Slick Dick Lick October 3, 2004

CLEVELAND STEAMROLLER

When you take a shit on your partners chest, (cleveland steamer). Then roll them over and soak it into the sheets.

"Hey baby, five bucks for a steamroller chief wahoo style"

by Arsenal March 3, 2004

mannheim steamroller

noun: when someone requests a second party to roll over on their stomach. the first party proceeds to defecate on the second party's back. then the defecater takes a pizza dough roller and flattens the feces across the persons back

I got so drunk last night at this enema clinic, I woke up with shit smeared all over my back. The nurse told me I was mannheim steamrolled. I then waited and slapped her in public.

by thake jorsen January 22, 2005