stealing the shark

Taking an unnecessary risk to take an animal, only do hard time and end up a topic on mediocre morning radio.

Had a few beers last night, and we ended up stealing the shark.

by Chuck Diapers July 31, 2018

friendly shark

A friendly shark is a shark that doesn't go out of their way to attack humans or only attack when provoked. Friendly sharks are very common as not all sharks are man eating scary creatures.

'hey is that a friendly shar- MY ARM!'
'do you know most sharks are friendly?'
Friendly shark

by Mmmplayz June 11, 2024

Sharked

To make someone bleed while having sex.

Last night he sharked me.

by Randomrandom 12345787 October 16, 2020

shark couple goals

When a couple mimics the behavior of sharks with each other. For example, at the end of a long day when they are sleepy and play the sleepy shark. Or when they want to surprise the other one, and play the surprise shark.

Look at them, shark couple goals

by surprise shark October 19, 2024

Shark

POV: You saw the definition of Shark was "A way to have sex" & decided to look up the definition on Urban Dictionary even though u know it's a sea creature.
Let me tell u that all Dictionarys are right including the Urban Dictionary.
This means that there are multiple meanings of the word Shark.

*"_Shark_"*:

1: *Noun*: *Shark*: A big sea creature that's a type of fish.

2: *Adjective\Adverb*: *Shark or Sharking*: A way to have sex. This way of sex involves a male & a female having sex in a body of water🤽 ♀️🤽 ♂️(pool, ocean, bath, etc.).

*Adverb*:

*Sharking*: To have sex with a Shark🦈🧖.

3: *Verb*: *Sharks*: 2 Sharks having sex🦈🦈.

Mister: Hey, remember when you looked up Shark on the Urban Dictionary and it said "A way to have sex!"

Mister -1: Yeh, other dictionarys say it's a sea animal tho.

Mister: Well, I just found out that there are multiple definitions of the word Shark.

Both: O0ohhhhh!

by TFCFriendly May 25, 2023

SHARK WEEK WHOOHAHA

Shark week whoohaha was a word invented by 2 couples! When the guys get there hopes up about sexy time ;) but the girls ruin the week with it being their week :(

B: “Babe you wanna do….”
G: “It’s shark week”
B: “SHARK WEEK WHOOHAHA”

by Dickerson.ster April 4, 2022

Jeff the land shark

Satans number 1 soldier (unless he’s on my team)

“FUCK THEY HAVE A Jeff the land shark”

by Toji? December 12, 2024