Poon

A Poon is approximately 10 milliliters of muc (aka cum, semen, wacky liquid, knuckle children, funny hose leakage, 500 grand of dept, the wormies, liquid dream killer...). One poon of muc is enough to perfectly fill one lightbulb casing.

Oh my god, a new record, 17 whole poons of muc in one ejaculation.
I'm about to muc, get ready to catch my poons.
This hot rod can hold 45 poons worth of muc.

by master poonway April 25, 2022

Poon

Aussie Slang. The act of doing a poo while mooning someone.

The guy was shocked when the girl started to moon him, but even more so when it turned into a poon!

by Boots01 May 5, 2022

Poon Saloon

A shelter or some form of mobile dwelling placed on a sand bar for romantic escapades

“Hey hot stuff, finish that beer real quick so we can hit up the poon saloon as soon as they’re done in there”

by PSE2022 July 31, 2022

Poon lips

The bigger the poon lips you have the better person you are.

Hey you have big poon lips.

by Connorjohnson058 September 14, 2022

poonaki

Locals of California call vagina "poonaki".

"This one bitch had a crazy tightest poonaki I ever felt!"

by anonymous March 2, 2023

poon mountain

Party boots

“I can’t find my poon mountains!”

by Poon Joyce Mountain April 24, 2023

Ploon

A mildly racist word combining the words plonker and coon.

Have you seen that black man there, he's a rate ploon

by 丁骨牛排 May 29, 2023