Peter Ulm

The biggest fuckin boss

Peter Ulm is such a boss its not even funny

by Yasin yelnaz December 11, 2009

Millimeter peter eater

A person, one millimeter in height, whom consumes male genitalia.

Dude, Jimmy, your new friend Steven is pretty short. He's like only one millimeter tall, and he keeps biting my peter. Oh ya, don't worry about him, he's just a millimeter peter eater.

by Daniel M. Baker March 23, 2008

Peter Pan Rapist

A boy that goes around raping little Chinese boys, with green tights on. These sick bastards usually have names that start with N. For example, their name could be Nicholas. *cough cough*

That boy, Nicholas, is a real Peter Pan Rapist. Too bad Kristen couldn't join him in action with James.

by Lauren Hendrix-Hayley Jones October 23, 2011

purple peter eater

1.) One who really sucks at racing dirt cars. (D.G.)
2.) One who likes to Eat Purple Peters.

Dave is such a purple peter eater, he really stinks at driving dirt cars.
Dave really likes to eat purple peters.

by Mindy Myers June 10, 2017

Daniel Peters-Banthorpe

A thicc boy who makes jokes that make you shit out your pancreas 24/7.

Person 1: Remember that Daniel Peters-Banthorpe joke?
Person 2: Shits out pancreas
Person 1: Of course

by IchigoInoue October 5, 2018

Craig Peter Montoya

Career criminal;

Charming 47 year old junkie;

Bites the hands that feed him;
Memphis Tennessee USA loser;

Been in prison many times;

Lost custody over his kids due to opioid addiction;

Put his wife & kids through homelessness due to heroin addiction;

Ungrateful when met with compassion;

Takes but never gives;

Takes credit for someone else’s effort; Steals (even from friends);

Lies;

Cheats;

Never acknowledges or admits mistakes, even in court;
Never apologizes for shortcomings; Righteous;

Charming;

Manipulative;

Blames his rudeness on ADHD;
Drug dealer;
Selfish;
Pedophile;
Arrogant;
Apparently a good drawer/painter but doesn’t override his shit personality;
Entitled;

Sloane: “OMG is that Craig Peter Montoya from Everclear?”
Tracey: “No, just some ungrateful, old widow”

by WhiteB1atch September 15, 2021

Ignore Peter Day

The 29th of July is ignore peter day.

Peter: Hey guys, how are you doing?
Person 1: *silence*
Person 2: Why aren't you answering?
Person 1: It's Ignore Peter Day!

by PeterHater420 April 5, 2021