one who's face is so terribly distorted that it is referred to as something you would shove feet into.
by mellers and jackers November 9, 2005
Get the shoe facemug. when you're through fucking someone whose at the mercy end of your sex escapades and she asks you, "Are you done?" You say not yet and then you dip the tip of your penis into a batch of dark paint and then slap her in the upper lip and then laugh histerically folllowed by drinking a 12pk of beer in the closet and hours of crying.
by frozen quesadilla April 30, 2009
Get the hitler facemug. The stupid looking scrunched up facial expression people have on their face when they come out of a building into the rain, not expecting the weather to be as bad as it is. They usually keep the expression on their face until they run to their car or other shelter.
I didnt even want to talk to the chick, i knew she was in a pissy mood. I could see her rain face from accross the bar.
by Exx October 26, 2006
Get the Rain Facemug. A person who continuously adds 'friends' to their friends list on Facebook, though many-or-most are actually strangers or simply casual acquaintances, solely for the purpose of appearing popular on Facebook: Face whore!
Note: This person's SOLE interaction with his/her new, so-called 'friends' is: "Thanks for the add."
Note: This person's SOLE interaction with his/her new, so-called 'friends' is: "Thanks for the add."
"I received an FB friend request today from a chic I've never met. She apparently wants to 'know' me, wants me to be number 820!?! What a Face whore!"
by bobbyjaybrown March 16, 2010
Get the Face whoremug. The aggressive smearing of a vagina on an unwilling victim's face. Often used as a prank to awaken asshole men, but is also effective as a defense tactic when attacked by mountain lions.
Similar to teabagging, but far better as a weapon, since 1) testicles are weak, difficult to aim, and easily bruised, and 2) a face taco can potentially kill a victim by suffocation.
Similar to teabagging, but far better as a weapon, since 1) testicles are weak, difficult to aim, and easily bruised, and 2) a face taco can potentially kill a victim by suffocation.
John: This morning my girlfriend woke me up with a face taco; I thought I was under attack by a burglar with a fleshlight.
Bob: Yeah, same; I was dreaming that I was Luke Skywalker, about to freeze to death on Hoth, so I crawled inside my dead tauntaun for warmth. After I woke up, it took me 5 minutes to realize I wasn't still inside its carcass.
John: I would break up with her if it wasn't for all the mountain lions.
Bob: Yeah, same; I was dreaming that I was Luke Skywalker, about to freeze to death on Hoth, so I crawled inside my dead tauntaun for warmth. After I woke up, it took me 5 minutes to realize I wasn't still inside its carcass.
John: I would break up with her if it wasn't for all the mountain lions.
by Taco22222 September 23, 2014
Get the Face tacomug. The randomly abject abuse of Facebook by making nonsensical and absolutely ridiculous entries for the pathetic and wanton craving for attention on Facebook; or mistaking Facebook for Twitter; or the utter rubbish occasionally posted on Facebook that genuinely serves no purpose or value.
Cliff: Mark did you read the utter nonsense Will posted on his Facebook page?
Mark: What did he write?
Cliff: He says and I quote: "I am not satisfied with myself- or with things, as they are- but am happy in the thought that I have within, the power to change myself- and things- as I like"
Mark: What a Face-Buse!!
Mark: What did he write?
Cliff: He says and I quote: "I am not satisfied with myself- or with things, as they are- but am happy in the thought that I have within, the power to change myself- and things- as I like"
Mark: What a Face-Buse!!
by Autch-Money December 5, 2009
Get the Face-Busemug. the effects of homewrecking. wreaking havoc all over one’s features. Also known as payback face. A once good looking person who, after becoming a homewrecker turns into an ugy hag.See the once fetching Claire Danes and Tori Spelling. Another perfect example is Denise Richards.
Girl: " what ever happened to Tori Spelling?"
Girl#2: " oh she stole some girls husband, and now she looks like a foot...thats what stealing another womens husband will get ya.. karma face"
Girl#2: " oh she stole some girls husband, and now she looks like a foot...thats what stealing another womens husband will get ya.. karma face"
by ShitPancakes January 28, 2008
Get the karma facemug.