When your fucking two girls and take a shit in between one of their tits, cum on it, piss on it, and then the other girl eats it.
by globglogabgalab21 June 9, 2019
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by someone_other_than_you August 21, 2019
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1 part: Tequila (Whatever floats your boat)
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1 splash: Coca-Cola or Pepsi
Good time?: Totally
You: “Lemme get a ‘Jersey Slammer!’”
Bartender: “Do you hate yourself?”
You: “Only on Friday nights!!”
Bartender: “Oh dayum...”
Bartender: “Do you hate yourself?”
You: “Only on Friday nights!!”
Bartender: “Oh dayum...”
by TheDrukenCowboy September 4, 2019
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by BlueKnightt September 15, 2019
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by Zelos September 23, 2019
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She comes off as mysterious with her RBF beauty but that’s why people are drawn to her gorgeous smile and laughter.
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A girl name Jersey struts by..
Unlucky Guy to another Unlucky Guy :
“I just wanna touch her thighs...”
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by That Unlucky Guy At Her School October 7, 2019
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Person 1-What happend to your hair dude?
Person 2-My barber gave me a New Jersey Bull Dozer because I didn't tip him last time.
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by Angrybarber16 December 13, 2017
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