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rock mommy

A mother figure who just happens to be a gem
"hey Steven how are your rock mommy's"
by My PEEEEEEEEEEEEE PEEEEEE July 25, 2017
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Meme Mommy

A user of a certain website (usually memer) or company in which a meme would originate from

"Dreamworks made shrek and that's where shrek memes originate,so dreamworks would be the meme mommy of shrek."
Bob -"I makers of roblox are my meme mommys."
Joe - "How?"
Bob - "Because they made the roblox death sound
Joe - "Oh okay."
by Guywithshirt77 April 19, 2018
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bonus mommy

A step-mother who feels the need to try abundantly hard to make another woman's child love her. Normally a failed attempt, but an attempt regardless.
She's not a bonus mommy, she's a freeloader who is trying to convince someone else's kids to love her.
by Veronique Tallywacker October 3, 2017
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Midget mommy

When your desperate to lose your virginity so you fuck a midget and you don't know her name and you didn't wear a condom
I totally midget mommyied this girl last night from the bar
by Alan15 December 10, 2018
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Maltose Mommy

The female version of a Sugar Daddy.

A rich, older woman who gives gifts to young boys in exchange for love and other sexual favors. Make excellent shotacons and have incredible ara ara potential. If you yourself are a shota, approach with caution, as a Maltose Mommy can be quite alluring and dangerous at the same time.
Argentenuem on Twitter: Forget about having a Sugar Daddy. How about a Maltose Mommy? Women shop better anyways. Where all the mommy dommes at?
by Argentenuem April 27, 2019
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comfy mommy

A (literal) mother who is very sexually comfortable with her son, daughter, or non gender specific child.
Jeff: I have a comfy mommy.
Joe: That's messed up
Jeff: I know
by IAmVeryDepressed August 23, 2020
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Plug mommy

That one friend that’s always the designated driver and takes care of everyone while they’re intoxicated. They often provide the substances as well.
Guy1: I thruww u p

Guy2: where the shit at

Garry: no worries, plug mommy got u <3
by Spicy nugget September 26, 2020
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