Must-Miss TV

Something that is not worth the effort. Does not apply exclusively to television shows, it refers to anything time-wasting, annoying, moronic, or even something that's "not your cup of tea." Derived from the National Broadcasting Company's slogan for their upcoming fall line-up of 1995: "Must-See TV."
President Biden is addressing the nation? Must-Miss TV.

Weaton and Scalzi? Must-Miss TV!
by n4zhg September 24, 2023
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Miss-Yapped

When Miss Yapp whips out the metal detector in exams
Take that phone out your pocket or you'll get absolutely miss-yapped
by jaaackem April 15, 2019
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Abort-miss-tion

When you find you got the bitch pregnant, so you light firecrackers off in her vagina to discard of any traces of life. This will most certainly make you lose your girlfriend unless she's into that. She will also probably be sent to an intensive care unit.
I'm going to be locked up in prison for like 25 years after performing an Abort-miss-tion on my gal.
by Platezz January 25, 2018
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i miss my wife, tails

something that someone says .3 seconds after their significant other or best friend leaves the room
person 1: *leaves*
five seconds pass
person 2: i miss my wife, tails. i miss her a lot
by shampoo_bitch November 01, 2023
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i miss my wife, tails

something that someone says to the remaining people in the room .3 seconds after their best friend or significant other leaves
person 1: bye guys
5 seconds pass
person 2: i miss my wife, tails. i miss her a lot
by shampoo_bitch November 01, 2023
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missing a gear

Surging one's pace too early or too fast during a run or race and failing to keep it. This often results in hitting the wall, and irreparably kills a runner's chance to run a good time.
Damnit! I tried to pass that group on a hill and I ended upmissing a gear. I fucked up the rest of my race!
by clarke14 November 25, 2011
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