jacked linked

the act of masterbating

guy:i feel so good i just jacked linked
girl:sick fuck

by tehbriibri February 12, 2008

mepo linger

something or someone that is FAGalicious

that cheez-it is sooo mepo linger!!

by magikarp7454 February 9, 2010

Salmon Licker

Lesbian, gay or bisexual female. A woman who enjoys the delights of giving oral pleasure with the tongue.

1. "You guys are wasting your time, she's a real salmon licker."
2. Man1: "How did the first date go last night, did you get laid?"
Man2: "Fucking waste of time, the bitch must be a Salmon Licker"

by Sebonis February 24, 2010

Idaho Licker

Taking a shot of Tequila with salt and lemon - but licking the salt and lemon from the bare skin of your partner.

I think I had too much Idaho Licker last night... my head hurts

by TheLicquerMan March 12, 2010

Lurking Lingerer

A person who stalks or makes another person feel uncomfortable by there mere presence in a room

Man i was at starbucks again and that asian barista was being a lurking lingerer again, she mad me so uncomfortable i left the store without my coffee.

by Dan The Dish June 25, 2010

trashcan licker

One who licks someone's asshole as a sexual act.

Oh man, Matt is such a trashcan licker!

by 9thAsshole January 2, 2011

Barrel Licker

An insult to a person who only has one talent.

Broseph, you're such a barrel licker.

by derp_chirp April 4, 2011