Lap-legged ho

A lap-legged ho is a person having the tendency to wrap their legs around any person, place, or thing. And have the capability of fitting anything between their legs. A magical ho.

"Bernard, stop being a lap-legged ho and get that from between your legs."

by Cheerbear July 26, 2014

german baby leg

(n) a five plus pound penis that, when erect, resembles a chunky baby's leg complete with rolls. Often achieved with the help of implants and injections.

Elmer: "hey shit cletus, what you got in your pocket? "
Cletus: "bend over and I'll show you. "
Elmer: "damn, how did you do that? wait, what you doing. ..get that German baby leg away from me! "

by Austin Pealy April 16, 2015

grow arms and legs

To become substantially more complicated, especially when this was unforeseen. Colloquial expression, primarily used in (British) English. Origin: by analogy to human biological development in the womb.

The project seemed simple at first, but now it's starting to grow arms and legs.

by mattgemmell September 1, 2015

Four-legged Rake

A four-legged rake is a dog that insists on rolling in fresh-cut grass or piles of dead leaves, just for the sheer joy of carrying them into the house with him. Once, the leaves are on your floor or furniture, they become yard dandruff.

My Chihuahua is a four-legged rake. He just brought in half the lawn.

by PsychoPuppyDad December 6, 2015

Guacamole leg dip

When a white girl shaves her legs down to the point where they’re green

My god Sammy has guacamole leg dip. It looks so bad

by Keona McCnugget March 7, 2019

Daddy Short Legs

The opposite of a daddy long legs. Someone with very short legs.

Cate is so short, she's like a Daddy Short Legs.

by Chadian for Life June 6, 2020

Third Leg Salute

In military terms, a male erection. Usually used by veterans and serving members of the military to explain the tent in their camo pants.

I gave that lap dancer a third leg salute.

by DaErYn May 24, 2021