Big law

(this isn't tubbo btw, im talking abt my friend) The hottest person alive. Wattpad famous. Living as y/n bcs his/her/their crush interacts with him/her/them a lot🙄 Hasn't updated his/her/their book for almost half a year. Above the law.

"Wait y'know that one author who has almost 300k reads and hasn't published a oneshot since June?"

"Oh yeah, that's big law."

by SaltySugar_ December 22, 2021

LAW BREAKER

Maclonnbeveli law breakers law brokers in black. By lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior.

I invented and made and created law breakers.by lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq June 10, 2021

bruncle in-law

When your brother in-law is also your uncle, like Oedipus

Oedipus: “I’m going to go see my bruncle in-law, Creon.”

by alyssas.defs December 19, 2021

homers law

A law banning air horns after 3AM

If it wasn’t for Homers Law, I would blow this air horn right now

by sockondeez October 17, 2021

Friend of the Law

A woman who sucks the dick of a cop so that she doesn't get a speeding ticket.

"Oh look at that, a speeder." Cop 1
"Wonder if she'll be a good Friend of the Law" Cop 2, nudging his partner.

by TheFurryWolfy March 5, 2018

Loughman's Law

A term referring to the amount of advertisement that any one object or media receives in an inverse proportion, also known as the Law of Inverse Advertising. Where in due to budget constraints of any project the amount spent to advertise must ultimately take away from the quality of the product itself. This can be seen mainly in film and television.

"Have you seen the that trailer for the new Sci-Fi movie? It looks good and I see ads for ever everywhere."
-"Im calling Loughman's law."

by Lupus553 January 12, 2017

Hogg's Law

In the game 'Mario Kart'. This term applies to anyone who is in 1st place during a race and gets hit by a blue shell.

Usually said in a tone of frustration. Upon being hit by a blue shell the driver may exclaim 'Ahh Hogg's Law!!'

by Gezza87 August 31, 2010