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Bag Lady

Someone who collects bags for unknown reasons.
Bag Lady asked us to get him some bags from American Eagle and Abercrombie.
by Ivan April 28, 2003
mugGet the Bag Ladymug.

lady bro

a chick thatz not exactly bro hoe but she fitz into the category of a offroader..
she datez bros, lady bros dont like to hoe around or smoke weed..
They usually wear srh, tapout ,alpinestars, fox, Socal or Nocal, Hostility, infamous, metal mulisha, skin
-these girlz usually have blonde n black hair.. or sometype of fantasy color in their hair..
-these femalez are hard.. n down for their shit they DGAF
-Lifted truckz, quadz and dirt bikez are a neccessity
-usually listen to rock n kottonmouth kingz
these girlz are not ignorant..
they are actually very intelligent..
THESE FEMALES ARE HOTTTT
Guy.. Hey wutz up; ur a bro hoe right..
girl.. ahh not exactly im a lady bro
guy.. yeah i thought so, and yeah your hott
Girl.. yeah i know
.......dgaf.....
by ladiebro dgaf January 3, 2008
mugGet the lady bromug.

lady hump

What you get drunk of.
Black-eyed Peas: I'm gonna get you, get you drunk, get you drunk of my lady hump.
by superlugia August 23, 2008
mugGet the lady humpmug.

Lady Gaga

A talented Italian singer, born March 20, 1986. Her real name is Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, but she goes by Lady Gaga or just plain Gaga. Her break-out hit was Just Dance, which was shortly followed by Poker Face. She is well known for unique outfits and a powerful singing voice. One of the most well-known rumors about her is that she is a hermaphrodite, meaning she has both a penis and a vagina. She was falsely quoted in 2008 as saying:
"It’s not something that I’m ashamed of, just isn’t something that I go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but I consider myself a female. It’s just a little bit of a penis and really doesn’t interfere much with my life. The reason I haven’t talked about it is that it’s not a big deal to me. Like come on. It’s not like we all go around talking about our vags. I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I’m sexy, I’m hot. I have both a poon and a peener. Big f*cking deal."
The above quote was taken from Starrtrash, a Blog hosted at Blogspot. However, before Starrtrash was shut down, it was just a joke site, including articles such as, "Angelina Jolie Steals Asian Child" and "Gwen Stefani Leaves Mandarin a Chinese Restaurant 100 Pounds Fatter". Lady Gaga's manager and Lady Gaga herself have dispelled the rumors, saying they are 'ridiculous' and completely false.
"Just Dance, gonna be okay, da-da-doo-doom, just dance, spin that record babe, da-da-doo-doom." - Lady Gaga, Just Dance
by Shshshshaa February 24, 2010
mugGet the Lady Gagamug.

Slim Lady

wtf is wrong with u??? ur such a SLIM LADY!!
by Rebeca A May 13, 2006
mugGet the Slim Ladymug.

ladies man

Jek.

Jek is a girls name and oftenly mistaken with jerk.
Ladies man: "Hii"

Others: " Ewww its jerk, i mean jek, run away!!"
by therainbowdash May 25, 2014
mugGet the ladies manmug.

Lady treasures

1. This term is used to identify any product or item that is only meant for usage with females and female parts. For example vagisil would not be bought and used by a male so vagisil is a lady treasure.

2. This term is used to describe a situation or a specific item without making the conversation ackward. For example if i asked my girlfriend why she has a vibrator an ackward silence would follow her answer, but if i said "why do you need that lady treasure?" she would laugh and potentially the conversation could end up being an inside joke.

3. This term can be used to deter small children from poking around moms purse or closet. For example if a three year old found a tampon and was playing with it his mother could say something along the lines of "honey put my lady treasure back where you found it or you wont get any dessert" and by that the three year old may beleive that its just an everyday thing and not poke for more information.
(Definition usage) 1.
~Bill- "What on earth is this?!"

~Alexa- "woops im sorry, i missed the trashcan when i was throwing away my used lady treasures..."

~Bill- "Oh... Well if youll clean it up its no big deal but thanks for saying lady treasures, I might have puked otherwise."


(Definition usage) 2.
~Ted- "why are we going to walgreens?"

~Debby- "because im all out of my lady treasures."

~Ted- "HAHA you sound like a pirate!"

~Debby- "HAHA ya, load up all your vagisil and tampons into the ship!"

~Ted- "HAHA that strangely wasnt that weird."


(Definition usage) 3.
~Mike- "Mommy I was looking through your drawer and this weird buzzing noise started and I thought i broke your drawer off."

~Beth- "Haha no you didnt break my drawer but stay away from my lady treasures in there."

~Mike- "Whats a lady treasure?"

~Beth- "Its all the stuff that myself as a girl need to be happy so I dont sprout wings and claws and tear your face off."

~Mike- "You wouldnt really do that would you?!"

~Beth- "Not on purpose but if my lady treasures go missing im not going to be able to control it. So please leave them alone cause ive grown to like you around."

~Mike- "... Ok mom...."
by SuctionParrot April 30, 2009
mugGet the Lady treasuresmug.

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