the last stroke

1. The final stroke of masturbation before orgasm.

2. The name for the last Jedi before it wad published.

3. The last stroke of the cock before death.

1. "My favorite stroke is the last stroke whats your favorite stroke Jimmy?"
2. "Yo Jim did you see how bad the last stroke was. It was a gay movie"
3. "Johnny had the last stroke on april fools day."

by Faggotpiss January 15, 2020

At least it's not the Cookies

cookies is a replacement for twins who no one actually likes

"I have to hang out with Rebecca tomorrow"
"At least it's not the cookies"

by BitchInRed April 4, 2020

Dirty lasty

When Someone shits on there unborn dads head wearing a riot shield screaming the alphabet backwards through a tube of crisps there mum found in her crotch.

Oh my god he just dirty lasty his nan

by Dirty lasty April 20, 2020

Moving last

When I guy leaves it too late to hit on a girl before others which results in him getting sloppy seconds, thirds, fourths, and so on.

John is moving last on that girl.

by The Govenor May 3, 2020

At least polkadot it up man

When your friend is pissed that T.I. Will not be in Antman 3: Quantumania. You simply respond “Hey! At least polkadot it up man!”
This phrase is meticulously designed to immediately install happiness in the child’s brain

Example:
“GOD SAKE T.I. ISN’T IN ANTMAN 3: QUANTUMANIA!”
“Hey man, At least polkadot it up man!”
“Okay bro I’m so sorry, I love you!”
Kiss

by Sir Jaiden the Maiden March 1, 2021

So Last Wave

Something that was cool in the first wave of coronavirus but is now just shit

Dave: do you wanna try my banana bread?
Gary: no Dave It's lockdown, and anyway, that's so last wave

by Colourburnznoah January 15, 2021

Ad least

Silly way of saying at least in past tense while texting

You could of ad leaste let me read it.

by daimajin June 3, 2021