Blue Lobster

A sex position, like anal doggy-style, but you're lying on your tummy.

Oh! Richard! Keep doing that blue lobster on me!

by THE SEX MONSTER June 15, 2011

lobsterly

A look/feeling of internal disbelief and dumbfoundedness at the sheer stupidity of another person. Specifically used when one twists your words or actions to make you appear like a bad person

Jordan P: "Based on a multi variable study, women earn less by choice"
TV Interviewer: "So you are saying... Women get assaulted by choice."
Jordan Peterson: *Staring Lobsterly*

by Tlomz June 8, 2018

Lobotomy

a sexual act where one person injects ketamine into the others genitals.

rendering it unable to ejaculate or feel touch, it destroys all nerves inside.

Kevin gave Carl a lobotomy yesterday! I wonder how painful it was.

by pseud- April 28, 2023

lobwad

A chunkblunter, a spazblast, a nun-renter, a daffy-twacker.

"There's a lobwad standing outisde my house."

by tarmac April 21, 2005

Lobster Fresh

Update of the antiquated expression Creasent Fresh. Similarly meaning, exceptionally cool, something so spectacular that the mind loses the ability to make sense.

Did you hear that new band? They are so lobster fresh!

by Xioz Tzu July 22, 2008

lobgistics

the art of transporting lobster and other seafood from New England to other parts of the country via a cooler and commercial aircraft.

The UPS store wouldn't ship my 70 lb. cooler of lobster, so i checked it like luggage. Lobgistics was born.

by conwayTN November 7, 2006

Lobster Miner

A person who mines lobsters for a living at the bottom of the ocean. Usually part of a larger lobster mining company or lobster mining union. This person mines lobsters for a considerable profit. Equipment includes a pick axe and scuba gear.

What does John do for a living nowadays?
Oh he's a lobster miner.
That's cool, i bet he rakes in the cash.

by Ryan Paul Brooks December 15, 2008