jumping jack jesus

An attempt to jump SF to Alcatraz on a ramp built for Pastrana to do using only Element 115.

Bird_ This is the shit Lazar sent me.
Pastrana_ Good????..
Bird_ It's OK.

SNOOP DOG_ shit GaryMike...
li da jumping jack jesus
Pastrana_ What about GARYMIKE???
Craig_ yep. go get em Tiger.
Aaron. I love you Garymike.

by craigbird1968 January 28, 2021

Jumping nonsensely

When someone's mind is messed up and keep thinking multiple things jumping from one to one another

I am so busy right now and I have started to jumping nonsensely. Thinking about whether or not my boyfriend really suits me and do I really have time to be in a relationship.

by radio ccl November 25, 2018

flagpole jumping

using the attached rope of a flag pole to hang on while swinging yourself over an edge and back

tiffany and i went flagpole jumping for lack of anything else to do

by m'liegh April 11, 2008

raccoon jump

the act of suddenly belly flopping on your partner while both naked, and shouting “raccoon jump!” while mid-air.

Yes, doctor, my penis is crooked because my girlfriend enjoys raccoon jumping on me while I have an erection.

by MadiJane December 20, 2021

Jumped

To be attacked by surprise. Sometimes by one person and sometimes by multiple people; depending on what region you are from in the US

I got jumped earlier today by Nico

by iamlulin December 08, 2019

Jumped

1. Getting brutally hurt and attacked, typically by two or more persons at the same time.

Come help me, I’m getting jumped by Keisha, Mia, & Ava!

by October 11, 2024

Jumped

Being completely destroyed by a group of people out of the blue.

"Yesterday I saw this guy get jumped by ten people after they came from every direction possible."

by itamicize April 02, 2022