If you meet a person whose first initial is D and their last name is Jones, don't get inside of them or something amazing will happen.
"If your first initial was D and your last name was Jones, if I ever got inside you, then I would be in D Jones (Indy Jones)!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 16, 2023

UNATTRACTIVE! Usually quite hefty with messed up ganely teeth. Breath usually reminds people of a horses unwiped anus. Is characterised by lack of interest in her reproductive organs unless it is for a pity fuck. Usually single, if in a relationship it WILL not last work more than 3 to 4 weeks. Highly uneducated, low class, usually has a crappy job, will never progress in society. Face resembles bigfoots asshole.
by Young JIZZA October 15, 2009

by Adujasty343 June 8, 2025

A menacing man with a love for the steering wheel. A lean mean killing machine. A bottle and the 3 swimmers by his side
by Jack McGrath. February 17, 2023

Finding any possible excuse to cover your ass when you done goofed and/or trying to sham out of anything.
Private 1: Do you see Snuffy over there talking to sergeant?
Private 2: Yea, he’s definitely pulling a jones *smh*
Private 2: Yea, he’s definitely pulling a jones *smh*
by Pickle riiiiick January 11, 2018

a black dude who girls think they gotta avoid because of the shit they heard about him. he’s a pretty cool guy and his friends are man thots too.
by nwordlover545 July 14, 2019

by Duuuxd September 10, 2021
