When you jerk off for so long you're dick goes into a coma when you're done you're left talking with a jersey accent
by QuakeSnake92 May 24, 2020
Get the Jersey Goodbyemug. Jersey lady: Subcategory of the Jersey girl. Basically, a Jersey girl from West Long Branch, Rumson, or other New Jersey towns that consider themselves more upper-middle or upper-class than some of the grittier subdefinitions of the term "Jersey girl" would allow for, at least in the minds of the non-Jerseyite who is not familiar with all the nuances of Jerseydom. Alternatively, a woman who otherwise fits the definition of 'Jersey girl' (regardless of her town of residence) but considers the term "girl" applied to an adult woman to be sexist and therefore offensive.
"A Jersey girl got more sass; a Jersey lady got more class; but they both got plenty o' both when the chips really start hittin' the fan."
by DanOShanter May 29, 2015
Get the Jersey ladymug. It isn’t just any ordinary part of the armpit of the nation, it is very different
As a person born and raised in South Jersey, I may be biased, but this is the greatest part of this boring state. We are people who aren’t as rude as our northern counterparts, and for the rest, we are just a larger in size, smaller in population version of Philadelphia. Wawa comes to mind when thinking about us, and that is correct. In fact the city I was raised in had less people than 8,300 to this day, and we still have a Wawa, yet no main stores like Shop Rite, Walmart etc. South Jersey may as well be it’s own state, having a higher population than many states. We have about 1.75 million people, about the population of Idaho and larger population than states like Hawaii, New Hampshire, Maine, Delaware and we have a higher population than Washington D.C. Plus North Jersey depends on Atlantic City casinos either way and they will probably steal at least one of the casinos somehow.
As a person born and raised in South Jersey, I may be biased, but this is the greatest part of this boring state. We are people who aren’t as rude as our northern counterparts, and for the rest, we are just a larger in size, smaller in population version of Philadelphia. Wawa comes to mind when thinking about us, and that is correct. In fact the city I was raised in had less people than 8,300 to this day, and we still have a Wawa, yet no main stores like Shop Rite, Walmart etc. South Jersey may as well be it’s own state, having a higher population than many states. We have about 1.75 million people, about the population of Idaho and larger population than states like Hawaii, New Hampshire, Maine, Delaware and we have a higher population than Washington D.C. Plus North Jersey depends on Atlantic City casinos either way and they will probably steal at least one of the casinos somehow.
by User: Anonymous March 7, 2019
Get the South Jerseymug. He’s a shadow man who haunts the surrounding areas of Holly Parkway and Laurel Lane in Williamstown, New Jersey he is described too have no facial features but he does wear a slenderman type suit and he likes too hide behind trees and spook visitors with footsteps and growls. He is considered a demonic entity. He typically hides from aware children but is somewhat open too ghost hunters.
That’s ShadowMan of New Jersey Parkway Wooded areas
The who?
The ShadowMan of New Jersey Parkway Wooded areas he haunts the area
The who?
The ShadowMan of New Jersey Parkway Wooded areas he haunts the area
by I play Skyrim September 7, 2023
Get the ShadowMan of New Jersey Parkway Wooded areasmug. by 1955 Cadillac Coupe Deville December 11, 2022
Get the New Jerseymug. Jersey boy is a nickname for a teenage boy in the 15-18 age range who plays hockey with his dad and also wears a matthews jersey. Hence the name jersey boy.
Kendra: Hey look there is jersey boy
Alex: WHERE?
Kendra: He is wearing a matthews jersey and playing hockey with his dad
Alex: He is so cute.
Alex: WHERE?
Kendra: He is wearing a matthews jersey and playing hockey with his dad
Alex: He is so cute.
by ayucds1423 March 8, 2021
Get the Jersey Boymug. Fuck south jersey. Atlantic City is a crappy place, but don’t even get me started on those fucking Philadelphians. I would rather be put in a concentration camp then go to philly. They got good cheese steaks I’ll give them that, but besides that the city is cancer that needs to be taken out of the world. New York 4 life. U can’t even compare the 2. Fuck u faggot ass south jersey an philly niggas
by RG-47 April 17, 2020
Get the South jerseymug.