Dr. Jones

The act of snatching a shit from below a crab walker before she/he falls on it.

1. Dude, how did you get gangrene?
2. I was playing Dr. Jones and she slipped and broke my arm. The bone went through the skin and into the shit causing a major infection. They might have to amputate!
1. Bro that will be the most epic sex scar ever!
2. Dude, I know.

by Ptolomy Fife October 7, 2018

katelyn jones

Katelyn jones is a wonderful girl who is an awsome listener and will love their partner like it’s their last time with them

Katelyn jones has arrived everyone run To her

by Katelyn James May 28, 2018

mael jones

A person who has a very short temper and I angry all the time no matter what. And Is like dobby someone's bitch

That person is a mael jones

by Cyniful June 6, 2018

Hailey Jones

Hailey is a backstabbing person who her friends hate. She won’t let not be her friend because she is a piece of crap. Every time you bring up something she said she will be like “ I never said that. When did I say that. I don’t remember ever saying that.”

“ Hailey I don’t like you and I don’t want to be your friend.”
“ Why, what did I do?”
“ Your an asshole who said I was a hoe and I suck dick for breakfast”
“ I didn’t say that, I don’t remember ever saying those things.”
“ go away Hailey.”
“But,but,but wait”
“Shut up Hailey Jones”

by Ur daddy lesbian June 11, 2018

Karl Jones

A needy little Faggot.

God, that Karl Jones sure is a needy little Faggot.

by Fuccboim8 June 11, 2018

Joe Jones

Also know sometimes as Mr.Poop or Mr. Softee, a man with a broken weewee who likes to take gay mexican mustache rides. Joe Jones is a guy who comes out out of the closet pretending he didn’t know he was gay this whole time. He will poop in a shirt and leave it at your doorstep. He drinks a drink called fay Joe so you know he is really super flamboyantly fay with 5 boyfriends.

You know how gay you are ? Joe Jones gay. You’re like indiana Jones but more gay… Joe Jones.

by Gay Matt February 28, 2023

Deanna Jones

A girl that takes you places whenever you get inside of her.

"I knew this girl named Deanna that married a Jones. Any time I got inside her, I was in Deanna Jones!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 10, 2023