beef jerking

jerking off/guy masturbating

friend 1: dude, i have some great porn
friend 2: i'm already beef jerking ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)girl( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) March 8, 2018

jerked a dooby

to jerk off

i juss jerked a dooby and nutted so hard

by lil tyb January 23, 2011

Jerk off

When two people compete in a dance called the Jerk to see who’s better at jerking.

“Dan and Bill are gonna have a jerk off after school!”

by anonymous December 11, 2021

Dirty Foot Jerk

When you got either a clean or dirty foot and feeling kinda frisky so you jerk a cock ... And he LOVES IT!!!

My boyfriend fell asleep in the chair and I stuck my foot up his basketball shorts and dirty foot jerked him off

by anonymous July 28, 2025

circle jerk of biblical proportions

When project management goes any direction other than the intended.

E.g. 16 expensive consultant engineers discussing where to put the "Hazardous Materials" label on Little Boy.

Engineer 12#: "I think we should put it at the top since this is the first thing the enemy sees."
Paying stakeholder: "This is a circle jerk of biblical proportions"

by swaglord_mcmuffin August 21, 2024

Jerk-hole

A hole in the ground in which one collects jerks.
A common place to put every jerk a person meets in their life.
May be seen as a less scandalous way of calling another person an asshole.
Coined by MatPat from The Game Theorists on YouTube.

MattyPatty is such a Jerk-hole! Of course he finds "wife material" in every girl he meets.

by SilverTheorist February 1, 2018

Japanese Jerk

When you pull out of a girl to jerk off and cum on her back, then scream "Kamikaze" and stick it back in her and cum

last night I pulled a Japanese Jerk on my girlfriend and she's pissed

by Unclejazz April 8, 2025