Person of Interest 

You're f**cked!

Also, a politically-correct term for 'Suspect'

Jethro was just a small-town loner who mostly kept to himself. That is, until the authorities, under pressure from a local, hysterical, small-town power elite, named him a Person of Interest in a long-standing, as yet unsolved, serial-murder case. Now his life will forever be a living hell.

Person of Interest by E b a April 12, 2008

internet boyfriend 

someone online that you lust after without needing to meet them, communicate with them, or having any sort of contact with them. is also similiar to TV/Movie boy/girlfriend.

I was searching through some pictures on mostbeautifulman.com and totally found my new internet boyfriend. he is a hottie for sure!

internet boyfriend by Jesse January 7, 2004

Internet 

Basically, a gigantci porography add,with a few World of Warcraft forums to mix things up. Urban Dictionary is here too, but only nerds look at that crap.

Hey Frank, what are you going to do on the internet?

Oh, I was gonna play WoW, then masturbate to some porn!

Yeah, so your not gonna check out Urban Dictionary?

What? Do I look like a loser to you?

Internet by Waqcku June 3, 2005

Break the Internet 

What happens when you type "Google" into Google.

I am head of IT and I have it on good authority: if you type "Google" into Google you can break the internet. So please, no-one try it, even for a joke.

Break the Internet by sarcasmasawayoflife August 9, 2016

Fuck the Internet 

Fuck the Internet is an alcoholic beverage consisting of Budweiser beer and Red Bull energy drink.

To mix the drink, drop one standard shot of Red Bull into a glass of Budweiser beer. Immediately chug!

Person 1: "Duuuuuuuuuuude, I can't find any mixed drinks with beer and Red Bull"
Person 2: "Dude, thats bullshit. Fuck the internet"
Person 1: "Good thinking! We'll make the drink up and call it "Fuck the Internet" and add it to UrbanDictionary"

Fuck the Internet by TheDarkKnight420 January 10, 2012

internet service provider

An internet service provider is a company that supplies its customers access to the internet.

See ISP

Common Internet Service Proviers: Earthlink, Verizon, Comcast, AOL, MSN, Adelphia, Bell Atlantic (now Verizon, unfortunately), Cox, Road Runner, NetZero, Joi, Juno, People PC, etc.

internet service provider by Home slice September 8, 2005

internetty

A person who uses the internet to a great extent, very likely working on the internet and familiar with terms such as LOL, ping, digg'ing, and at least basic html.

a: "We need to hire a new writer for our review site."
b: "I know a guy just out of college that can write."
a: "Is he internetty?"
b: "As much as any other 22 year old"

internetty by Wayman Luy May 22, 2007