Red wood kush

Some very potent, or high quality weed. Usually has small red hairs. That is where the name came from.

"Dude, I heard Donny has some Red wood kush. Dude, let's so see if we could buy some!"

by ASmartStoner June 23, 2009

Hittin the woods

Having sex. Making babies.

Vic and that one guy went hittin the woods yesturday

by Trent Pettyjohn April 29, 2007

Chris wood depression

the really sad feeling, that usually happens around 1am, when you realise you are never going to be able to marry Chris wood because he'll never know you

Chris just posted a insta pic dam now I have chris wood depression :(

by lorelaixfaith on tiktok January 06, 2021

Exotic dookie wood

It’s is when the dookie and woods come together and form an exotic dookie wood. Also when a gay nigga stick the wood up a hairy shitty asshole

Eric: yo

Isaiah: wat
Eric: let me stick the wood up yo ass

Isaiah: bet go ahead and do it daddy
Isaiah: aaaaaaahhhhhhh (moans)
Eric: now that’s how u make a exotic dookie wood

by Exotic dookie wood September 23, 2020

my woods long

basically saying that your dick is big

yo my WOODS LONG

by nourzi April 03, 2022

up against the wood

On the edge of your ability or capacity. Literal definition comes from being right up against a wood railing or wall with no where to go. Typically refers to being pressured, busy or at your limit.

This project has me up against the wood this week.

by seattleslang January 09, 2015

canadian wood chipper

When you're trying to do a Canadian log jam and you have diarrhea.

I was trying to give the old lady Canadian log jam. Unfortunately I had diarrhea and she got sprayed with the Canadian wood chipper

by D Haz March 19, 2017