wet piece of wood

Bland; boring; monotoned; white caucaudacity ; people who are named Marie are like this.

Marie is so aggravating. Her personality is like a wet piece of wood

by Deedledeeledee October 6, 2019

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Elle Woods moment

The moment you realize you’ll never be the person your crush wants. You realize you’re enough they’re the one lacking, and you can finally move on!

“I finally had my Elle woods moment and blocked him!”

by Qogriffin December 27, 2022

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The Prime Minister of Cleveland High School. With the ability to vote over certain things. Overcoming dyslexia and his parents divorce to become the successful, beautiful specimen of a person he is today. With absolutely stunning feet. He’s known as the same animal but a different beast. As well as a lone wolf who plays by his own rules.

~Susan Walker

Local Cleveland High Student William Phillip says “It’s amazing Miles Walden Wood must feel like the King of Cleveland, but its a different government system than that”

by Susan Walker Writes November 25, 2022

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morning wood wizard

Someone who enjoys getting woken up by a blow job which was initiated out of pleasant surprise caused by readyness

Something that never happens when you are single as nobody can be ppleasantly surprised by your ready erection when they wake up.

Z: Dude, i hear Ben is a morning wood wizard
O: yeah man makes sense, he's a total bonehead

by keinenechtennamen September 22, 2017

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