human garbage

It's a virus called RD9, or as I like to call it, World Cure.
At the end of the game, everyone in the stadium will be infected.
It should take two to three weeks for symptoms to start showing up.

- By which time 96 000 fans from almost every country in the world
will be back home spreading the disease. Why are you doing this?

- Well, think about it. We have seven billion people
running around on a planet that can only hold five.
I am just trying to make the world a better place, that's all,
by deleting the surplus.

- "Cure the world." And who exactly do you intend to "delete"?

- The garbage ... the imbeciles, who lie around drunk, reproducing like rabbits,
and sitting there with their hand out, expecting the rest of us to pay.
And let's be frank, who's gonna miss them anyway?

- You are!

- Haha, no.

— The Brothers Grimsby (2016)

We should delete the human garbage as soon as possible,
to make room for the few worthy people.

human garbage by milahu November 15, 2025

human evolution

the state or being of mitchelli turning into Mr. Quinn

human evolution has evolved so much...

its like monkies grew lungs and vocal cords and showed up at our school..

human evolution by school_chromebook_user December 2, 2025

Human Jukebox

A person who naturally brings music into public spaces — usually with a Bluetooth speaker, portable radio, or a bike with a speaker strapped to it. They’re like a mobile soundtrack provider, adding background music to everyday life. Human Jukeboxes aren’t trying to disturb anyone; they just carry the vibe with them wherever they go.

“When I hear Kehlani on BART from the Human Jukebox on my way to work, I know it’s gonna be a good day.”

Human Jukebox by SN13T0 December 11, 2025

Human Siphon

human siphon noun
A person who steadily drains another's energy, time, resources, or emotional strength through a mix of tactics-some subtle, some obvious. A human siphon may use passive-aggressive behavior, guilt, manipulation, charm, pressure, conflict, neediness, or forcefulness to pull from others whatever they can get.
Once they create an opening-through sympathy, obligation, fear, attraction, or confusion-the extraction continues almost automatically, often leaving the other person exhausted, diminished, or off-balance without fully realizing how it happened.

In short:
A human siphon is someone who survives, advances, or feels powerful by drawing from others-quietly, aggressively, or strategically-until there is little left to give.

Human Siphon by Lex Talioniz January 16, 2026

human hot potato

someone who’s been passed around

me:”did you hear kristoff called jaime a human hot potato?”
jeff: what is a human hot potato
me: it’s someone who’s been ran through and passed around. how pathetic🤣

human hot potato by fakiana grande February 3, 2026

Human battering ram

Human battering ram: Is a violent tactic sometimes used by some bouncers or door staff at nightclubs, bars, or other venues. They silently signal each other, lift a disruptive person under the arms, and charge them forward like a battering ram. They smash their head through doors, and, if unlucky, the person can be thrown down stairs too. They are left bleeding, with possible concussions, skull fractures, broken neck, or even death, lying in the gutter outside.

Lee: Bruv, remember the old days? Sittin’ in the bar, all chilled…
Next thing you know… some poor bloke’s gettin’ grabbed under the arms by the bouncers… and they’re usin’ his head like a human battering ram to open the doors to eject him LOL.

Frank: The good old days, bruv… LOL.

Lee: LOL!

Human battering ram by Jamie Cheese February 4, 2026

Human Engineering

The interdisciplinary field concerned with designing systems, environments, and products to be compatible with human physical, perceptual, and cognitive characteristics. Often synonymous with ergonomics or human factors, it's the science of fitting technology to people rather than people to technology. Human Engineering studies the limits of the human body and mind—reach, reaction time, attention span, memory load—and then designs cockpits, software interfaces, and assembly lines that respect those limits. It's the quiet heroism of preventing user error by design.

Human Engineering Example: The placement of a car's brake pedal is Human Engineering. The designers didn't ask "Where can we fit this?" They asked "Where does the human leg expect it to be?" The intuitive swipe gestures on a smartphone are Human Engineering—they map to natural human motor patterns rather than requiring conscious instruction. When the tool disappears into the task, Human Engineering has succeeded.

Human Engineering by Dumu The Void February 11, 2026