Lord of the Rings for kiddies and people with tiny attention spans who cannot stand to take the time to read and understand true works of literature. An inferior series about the escapades of the main character, Harry Potter, who bears a lightning-bolt shaped scar on his forehead where his brain was extracted.
And in the news today, lynchings and riots have been reported across the nation as Harry Potter fanboys mobbed nearly every bookstore they could find, trying desperately to get a copy of the newest installment of the Harry Potter book series, entitled "Harry Potter and the House of Ho's".
by Stryker July 31, 2003
Get the Harry Pottermug. by Dylan September 27, 2004
Get the dirty harrymug. The Reason we have a border crisis that isn't being handled at all. The press has an easier time finding Waldo than attempting to get interview time with her. Refuses to admit that the last thing America needs is another lockdown. Prides herself on "transparency".
Brick walls aren't transparent.
(Why are unvaccinated and infected illegal immigrants crossing our borders?)
Brick walls aren't transparent.
(Why are unvaccinated and infected illegal immigrants crossing our borders?)
by Disciple of Brudda Osas August 5, 2021
Get the Kamala Harrismug. An orphaned boy with a lightning-bolt shaped scar on his right temple. After surviving the Killing Curse cast by Lord Voldemort, Harry was placed in the care of the Dursleys, his aunt, uncle, and cousin, who do not tell Harry about his magical abilities. On his eleventh birthday, Harry learns he's a wizard and is sent to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, the greatest magical school in Britain. There, he meets Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger, as well as a host of other characters, and begins his life's journey.
Harry Potter, the series, was written by JK Rowling. Though many people say the plot is unoriginal, JK's story of Harry is well-written, and not as one-dimensional as many people express it to be.
Harry Potter, or abbreviated as HP, was almost ruined by the cast of directors who decided to make the highly succcessful books a movie series. Not only stripping the movies of all the good parts, messing up the dialogue, and having flat, unconvincing actors, the movie-makers seem to have made the movies only for the profit that the millions of avid HP fans would give them. Needless to say, the movies were a complete letdown.
Harry Potter, the series, was written by JK Rowling. Though many people say the plot is unoriginal, JK's story of Harry is well-written, and not as one-dimensional as many people express it to be.
Harry Potter, or abbreviated as HP, was almost ruined by the cast of directors who decided to make the highly succcessful books a movie series. Not only stripping the movies of all the good parts, messing up the dialogue, and having flat, unconvincing actors, the movie-makers seem to have made the movies only for the profit that the millions of avid HP fans would give them. Needless to say, the movies were a complete letdown.
Idiot Fangirl: OmG lYK DaN iShh sOOOOOOOO HaWWWttt!!!!!111111oneoneone... I LoVEEEE HARy Pott3R!!!!!!
Hater: like god harry potter sucks, anyone who likes it is sooo stupid.
Me: *bangs head* for God's sake, if you hate it so much, don't see or read it. If you love Daniel Radcliffe, go make a fansite or something. Leave the hardcore book fans alone. x_X;
Hater: like god harry potter sucks, anyone who likes it is sooo stupid.
Me: *bangs head* for God's sake, if you hate it so much, don't see or read it. If you love Daniel Radcliffe, go make a fansite or something. Leave the hardcore book fans alone. x_X;
by kawaii_kai002 May 19, 2005
Get the Harry Pottermug. "This is my third night in a row camping out in front of the Barnes and Noble for the sixth Harry Potter book with my little sister and somebody just drove by shouting 'Snape Kills Dumbledore."
by Going to get yelled at for this December 14, 2008
Get the Harry Pottermug. by LukeOb August 7, 2007
Get the Calvin Harrismug. That dude who get's all the attention for defeating Voldemort. Voldemort actually died from syphilis and his Horcruxes were destroyed by it as well because he wouldn't stop fucking them. Then Harry Potter jumped on the bandwagon and made up some elaborate story about prophecies and crazy homosexual professors because he was an attention-seeking and mentally unstable teenager suffering from serious angst. He then paid a homeless woman named JK Rowling to write his bullshit and help him invent more bullshit, so they both ended up extremely rich and famous. He has three illegitimate children; Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson and Rupert Grint. The fact that they all starred in the blockbusting biopic of their father's fake life is just a coincidence.
There's that Harry Potter guy!
Oh you mean the mentally unstable one from the hospital?
No the guy who defeated Voldemort!
Oh, so you do mean the mentally unstable one from the hospital... -.-
Oh you mean the mentally unstable one from the hospital?
No the guy who defeated Voldemort!
Oh, so you do mean the mentally unstable one from the hospital... -.-
by thatdude33 November 2, 2010
Get the Harry Pottermug.