The Harry Potter books in order are:
Harry potter and the photographer's scone;
Harry potter and the chamberpot of secrets;
Harry potter and the pisser afgan;
Harry potter and the Goblet of phlegm;
Harry potter and the order of the penis
A boy from Mirfield, he has an aging disorder called Atypical Progeria Syndrome. He is the only person in the world with a certain type of this disorder.