A fish burrito is when you roll a girl(who hasn't showered) in a blanket just like you would roll up a burrito. After this is done you insert your head into the bottom part of the "burrito" and eat out her fishy smelling vagina.
Guy- This chick i met has the best fish burrito's ever. She even had tartar sauce on that shit.
Guys friend- Uhhhhhhh I think that was the hooker I banged last night. I left a little bit of a mess.
Guy- ohhhhhh so that's why it was sticky (throws up)
Guys friend- Uhhhhhhh I think that was the hooker I banged last night. I left a little bit of a mess.
Guy- ohhhhhh so that's why it was sticky (throws up)
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A fact so outlandish it strains the credulity of even the most gullible.
A fact or idea so absurd that it speaks only to the imagination of its purveyor.
A fact so outlandish it strains the credulity of even the most gullible.
A fact or idea so absurd that it speaks only to the imagination of its purveyor.
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Alan: I'm calling Fish Fact on this one.
Alan: I'm calling Fish Fact on this one.
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They also have temper tantrums when someone doesn’t catch the ball in gym
When you look at pictures of them you can expect them to be shirtless holding a fish.
Fish guys are a major red flag🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
They also have temper tantrums when someone doesn’t catch the ball in gym
When you look at pictures of them you can expect them to be shirtless holding a fish.
Fish guys are a major red flag🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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