Flat Earther

A person who doesn't like the reality of something so deliberately denies its existence for personal gain.

I'm a flat earther. If I don't like something, or it goes against my worldview, I deny its existence.

Flat Earther by ParodyMan November 15, 2018

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earthy-crunchy

An adjective describing persons or things relating to any or all of the following: vegetarianism; herbs; all-natural and organic products (such as food, skin and hair care products, etc.); recycling; protecting and preserving the environment; natural medicine; etc. People that are earthy-crunchy are sometimes called tree-huggers or hippies.

She loves to go to the health food store, where she buys all that earthy-crunchy stuff.

With that jewelry made of hemp and beads, I bet she's earthy-crunchy.

earthy-crunchy by Emmarini April 17, 2004

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Earfquake

A song that features Playboi carti and is created by a genius named Tyler, The Creator.

Person 1:
Hey did you listen to Tyler’s new album?

Person 2:
Yeah, what was your favourite song?

Person 1:
Probably Earfquake?

Earfquake by 0ceanFrank May 18, 2019

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Earbug

A song that's stuck in your head that you can't get out for anything.

Person 1: Why are you acting so weird?

Person 2: Sorry, I have an earbug. I can't get this stupid Metallica song out of my head.

Earbug by danjapan7 June 6, 2010

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Bard High School Early College

The sixth level of Dante's Inferno

"I met that chick with the huge glasses at Bard High School Early College"

Bard High School Early College by douch3+!+z September 26, 2013

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Earthlink

The WORST ISP there is on the planet, hands down. Should be out of business. Example below will give you an idea as to what kind of morons run the show there.

Me: "Hi, I'm having problems with my connection"
Earthlink Tech man: "I'm very sorry ma'am"
Me: "????"
Earthlink Tech man: "Calling for tech support? You'd have better luck bleeding a stone."
Me: "I've fixed it myself"

On a more positive note..because of their uselessness I've taught myself much.

Earthlink, like HELLO?? McFly wake up.

Earthlink by Mikeala January 8, 2006

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early bird

1. a person who wakes up early

2. a person who arrives early

I am an early bird, but I do sleep in on weekends.

early bird by Light Joker May 18, 2005

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