Ultimate Driving Test

Must be done with a partner, preferably a significant other.

One person sits on the other person's lap and gives them a lap dance while both people drive the car, the person on the bottom controlling the gas and brakes, and the person on top steering.

Must drive at least 5 miles on an open road, no matter whether or not either person orgasms.
Jenny tried the ultimate driving test with her boyfriend and ended up breaking her arm, she says it's the best sex she's ever had, though.
by Morgan_Rose99 November 17, 2022
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Drived

A totally real and not incorrect use or the past tense of drove used routinely by a certain someone over the course of his life. ITS DEFINITELY A WORD GUYS.
Dom drived the ambulance and parked it in the fire lane, it wasn't me!
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driving like a pussy

Driving like a pussy is the equivalent to a white mom late to get home to record Real House Wives of Beverly hills and almost killing a pedestrian along the way!
Yous driving like a pussy Christian
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anal driving

when your butthole gets all wet and slippery and you have to ask jesus to take the wheel because your homeboy is coming over and you already know you boutta get dicked down good
andy: “bro, no homo or anything but i love the feeling anal driving gives me”

paul blart: “oh yeah bro, no homo but i know how you feel
by paulblartisbigpapa July 24, 2017
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Drive-by text

When a person has ghosted someone they have had an intimate relationship with, but then shoots off random text either because they want something from them or is designed to keep them thinking it's not over when it is.
He totally ghosted his wife, but he shoots her a drive-by text once in while when he needs something.
by Robin_1986 October 16, 2021
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by La Boza February 01, 2022
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Heart drive

The equivalent of a sex drive, except romantic rather than sexual.
My heart drive is so high; I love it when my boyfriend gives me cuddles and kisses.
by pyroaqua September 17, 2020
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