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spazzy douchebag 

someone who spazzes alot and is a douchebag. their inconsiderate, rude, and only care about themselves.
chill out jacob earp! your such a spazzy douchebag!
spazzy douchebag by bananacake August 6, 2011

douchemagnet

One who finds themselves attracting pretty ugly people.
Dude, did you see that douche Rob was with? He's a total douchemagnet!
douchemagnet by holasenor May 7, 2008
A person who has characteristics of both a dork and a douchebag.
Matt ~ "Dude Jack is such a dorchebag! He was walking around with his collar popped and a visor on while talking about his World of Warcraft account!"

Ty ~ "Dude I know I cant stand that guy"

Jack ~ "Im rollin out duders! Peace out cub scouts!"
Dorchebag by Deekaighem March 2, 2009

Doucheball Player 

Noun. Person who is a giant doucher who just so happens to play football and likes to say bro every five words
I can't stay here much longer among all these jock doucheball players.
Doucheball Player by Ky-Yooooo October 20, 2009
A special brand of douchebag that wears exceptionally large aviator sunglasses, causing them appear like an insect.
Haha, look at that douchebug over there with the six popped collars and aviators the size of dinner plates!
Douchebug by maowai May 12, 2011
A guy who tries so hard to be sexy that he comes off looking like a fruit.

or

A whiny pussy.
Justin put on a whole bottle of self tanner and now he's completely orange. What a douchebag!!

Tim didn't want to get a job until he was 30!! What a douche!
douchebag by Red D. March 2, 2008