Glock dookie

a term for a bag usually filled with cum, shit, piss, period blood, or any bodily fluid. the user with a glock dookie will squeeze the bag so the concoction of "stuff" will shoot out

Ayden: ay you a bitch nigga
Lyric: fuck you, ima spray yo dumbass with a glock dookie

by bigpenismaster07 March 19, 2026

Emergency Dookie

An Emergency Dookie is a poop you pretend to take when your boss is walking back into the office so you don’t get suspected of slacking off.

Oh no! The boss is back! I can’t get caught doing nothing- time for an Emergency Dookie!

by Pandaphile December 2, 2025

Nukie Dookie

The act of taking a dookie so nasty and large, it nukes the entire restroom with an absolutely horrible stench. Originated from Vicenza Middle School

"He took a Nukie Dookie in the restroom!"

by electricdreamer101 December 21, 2025

Dole Dookie

That hard painful first section of feces that starts a semi-constipated poop session. Dropping a Dole Dookie feels like you're pushing a baby pineapple out your anus.

Man, that Dole Dookie really tore up my butthole.

by NavyRhino January 18, 2026

chungin' it dookie style

being a complete chung. when u are acting like a tool or doing something that is "dookie"

dude i wish i could come but i cant leave my house my parents are chungin' it dookie style

by chang chow July 30, 2009

Case of the doodies

When you eat so much food that you take more than one dumps after the meal.

I ate a grande meal last night and had a bad case of doodies. I am going to be late for work today becuase I have a bad case of the doodies.

by Franklin Deleanor Rogusvelt February 6, 2010

Penguins which what said: "doobie doobie"

Southern Hemisphere derivatives. Small, Aqautic Bird-fish that spend the majority of their time kickin' wicked front-flips and bangin' it to Bob Marley. Usually found brandishing a pair of fresh dollar-store sunglasses.. which what they don't really be havin' no need to be wearing in the first of place, since winter darkies-time down thur lasts for an unreasonably long-ass thyme.

When speaking: "What ever done happen to those Penguins which what said: "doobie doobie". "

by thegreatandterribledeviledking November 23, 2011