Dongs

People who use your stuff when you don't want them too

Look at those dongs over There stealing my car

by Humankind August 22, 2014

Ring Dong

A phrase you would use in a text message to make the other person check their phone and write back.

Ring Dong: Cory
Jaelyn: What is this a door bell?
Just seein' what you were up to: Cory
Jaelyn: Streching out for later wanna cruise by?

or

Paul: Dude guess what I did last night?
Steve: What?
Paul: I ring donged Jessica at four in the morning to wake her up when she has her first day of nursing intern.
Steve: Clutch Automatic!

by Macag September 22, 2011

The Dong technique

The art of the dong. Known only to the most sophisticated of human beings. Of the highest order. Just reading this you question your existence for not knowing this art.

Man 1-Have you heard of The Dong Technique?
Man 2-What’s that?
Man 1-I see...

by TheManOfDong July 21, 2019

Ding Dong

Someone being really dumb.

Is Africa a country?
- Ding Dong mf

by Nexxxx March 29, 2022

dong wayne

The massive dick piece attatched to Juggalo rapper Will Gates. Often seen with juffs tugging the tip in a sore attempt to ride along, this dick piece is revolutionizing underground music.

Them juff ass bitches need to let go of Dong Wayne mayne.

by thuggalizzle June 9, 2022

Dong

The male privates. Often written in this dong way.

He has a mighty long dong

by Konkey dong the dumb bitch December 10, 2019

lady dong

A strapon dildo that a woman wears around or a transsexual's penis may be referred to as a lady dong.

Sharon came to the party wearing her lady dong on the outside of her pants.

by RonJoe March 5, 2014