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‘That Guy’ Disease

When in games like Monopoly and Uno, someone has their money or cards STUPIDLY unorganized. Like, just a mountain of multi-colored bills laying in their lap. Could be minor, like unstraight cards, or severe, like sideways cards.
I played cards with my friend and I started to suffer to horribly from ‘That Guy’ Disease that my friend paused the game and fixed my cards.
by VanillN May 30, 2023
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Dohn Joe Disease

When you have a cold and you blow your nose so much that it starts shredding the skin under your nose to the point of needing a healing cream
Joe: dude I had a cold and blew my nose so much

John: you have Dohn Joe Disease
by Nuk3_ April 21, 2021
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whore disease

by winning at life September 16, 2021
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Schlong Disease

An STD only transmitted by the inclusion of perverted ideas into the intimacy that is the human reproductive process.
“Bro did you hear about Jay? He had severe schlong disease from that orgy a while back.”
by Mr. Tiny Meat March 24, 2020
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sangita disease

a word use for someone that is retarded.
oh look at her she has the sangita disease
by murda man. June 12, 2022
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Matt Yamagata Disease

This disease is heavily contagious and breeds fast asexually. Symptoms are Asian, foaming at the mouth, stupid art phases, consistent hat wearing, and throwing up in bathroom corners. If you have this disease see Johns Hopkins effective immediately to obtain Juul for cure. If you do not obtain cure you will be dumb stupid and contained in cat infested Guses. Bravo 6 has gone dark watch it!
Oh no you have matt Yamagata disease.
by CD Smasher February 6, 2020
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Sifa Disease

A term coined by TheFurEffect to denote someone who is infected by the evils of communism.

There are a major and a maximum form:

Sifa Major: Those who willingly support the evils of communism despite being from a free society

Sifa Maximum: Those born under the evils of communism

Symptoms include ( but are not limited to ):
- Being subhuman
- Extremely low IQ across the board ( no matter how many tests say otherwise )
- Being greedy and selling out their area / country for money
- Having no soul
- Believing that communism can do anything other than harm to everyone / thing
- Choosing corruption over democracy / freedom

If your friends or anybody you know is suffering from Sifa Sifa Disease then I urge you to put them out of their missery and end their pitiful existence like a wounded dog that won't make it to the vet in time. They'll thank you from the afterlife for your service
Guy A: Look at Girl C over there. She looks like a keeper

Guy B: Oh, you don't know? She has Sifa Disease. I'm going to put her out of her missery later today

Guy A: Damn, if she wasn't infected, I'd totally date her
by Melon Foreigner December 31, 2021
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