Dan is an absolute freak of nature with a body from the gods. The Bloke has a heart of gold and a great shlong to go with it
Person 1 - “Hey there’s Dan!”
Person 2 “Sure is . What a legend”
Person 3 “Wish I was as cool as Dan the stallion”
Person 4 “He’s so dreamy”
Person 2 “Sure is . What a legend”
Person 3 “Wish I was as cool as Dan the stallion”
Person 4 “He’s so dreamy”
by SickCunt101 September 22, 2020
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by anonymous September 29, 2020
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When you have strong aspirations and mean well with your every move but make a habit of fucking everything up, sometimes, seemingly on purpose. Kinda sus.
by M_j_c October 16, 2020
Get the Dan Jones'd mug.There is very little known about this being. Simply put, Dan Caddick is proof that there is indeed a higher power somewhere out there. The most aesthetically pleasing man to walk the Earth, able to seduce any woman who so much lays eyes on him. It's speculated that he is the root reason that envy and jealously even exist amongst men in the first place. Rumour has it that his cock rivals in length the city of Paris and that it was in fact his cumshot that was responsible for the nuking of two Japanese cities during 1945 in World War 2, but this was later covered up by NATO. It is believed that Dan Caddick originated from the Bermuda Triangle and that he is in fact the younger brother of Godzilla, who turned on him due to jealousy over his beauty and immense cock size. The KGB believes that he was indeed captured and held in Area 51 for a brief period of time, but was extracted by a specialist team lead by Dylan Ashworth and the motive remains unknown. Reports estimate him as being millions of years old as hieroglyphics depict him putting dinosaurs in headlocks and being the shit out of them. A lot remains unknown about Dan Caddick. Well renowned professor Dr Lewis Whitehouse and his team remain determined to investigate into this enigma further.
by N1SS4N GTR July 5, 2022
Get the Dan Caddick mug.The kind of man who will give u the world and take it from u in a couple of seconds. Acts extremely gay but covers it up by constantly talking about needing a mommy gf. He might be charming at first, but soon u will find out he is the devil himself. Has a weird obsession with monkeys, just like all the other men.
Person 1: That guy is acting so sussy, there is no way he is straight!
Person 2 : I know right. Oh god he is such a Dan.
Person 2 : I know right. Oh god he is such a Dan.
by bpddiseasehastakenover July 10, 2022
Get the Dan mug.A prison term, a direct insult to a very tall and very homosexual male that dropped the soap in front of someone he thought was a just a friend but was actually a serial rapist similar to Buffalo Bill from the sensational blockbuster movie Silence of the Lambs. Most often the insult is used when the BMOC has is expressing his dominance and ownership over his newly claimed prize shortly after he assaulted them in the showers.
CO#1: Hey ain't that Slim Dan of Vegas?
CO#2: Well it was. Looks like he is Dan of the Dead now.
CO#1 Oh Well lets get back to to blowing loads down each others throat in the tower shall we?
CO#2: Well it was. Looks like he is Dan of the Dead now.
CO#1 Oh Well lets get back to to blowing loads down each others throat in the tower shall we?
by Deviled Bacon July 12, 2022
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