crummy dummy

A stupid dumbass who dresses poorly.

Corkle told Max Holloway that Michael Bisping looks like a crummy dummy today!

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone May 22, 2018

Crumpet

Word to describe/classify your stereotypical British fucks, who are incredibly annoying, narcissistic, and like to kiss ass. They're the type of people to eat incredibly flavorless food like un-buttered stale crumpets or scones that just tastes like flour, living up to the stereotype that white people have flavorless food. They also use incredibly annoying vocabulary and like to pick on other people a lot. A disgrace to the entire British nation.

Example:

A: Hey did hear what Elizabeth said in class?
B: I know she's such a fucking scone.

Or..

A: THIS FUCKING CRUMPET KEEPS TRYING TO GET ME INTO TROUBLE
B: I have a fair share of scones in my class too don't worry about it...

by greasy krispey and sexy May 24, 2018

Crumpcunt

(Noun) A racial slur directed to a British woman’s beave, bush, vaginal region, and cunt.
(Verb) Shoving a crumpet up someone’s cooch.

“Your mum has crumpcunt.”
“I crumpcunted your mom.”

by CRUMPCUNTEER May 26, 2018

Crumbster

A person who frequently masterbates on hotel robes.

My crumbing is on point now that I have been a Crumbster for a few years.

by The_Prophessor May 31, 2018

Crumb

Someone who is extremely small and therefore resembles a crumb, Mainly used in a negative and insulting manner and is a good nickname

"F*** off crumb"
"Come Cardiff with me and crumb"

by Clem12345892373 June 1, 2018

crumpecado

A crumpet topped with avocado, lemon zest and black pepper. Often eaten for breakfast or a mid-morning snack.

I enjoyed a delicious crumpecado for breakfast this morning.

by Christopher Bean June 7, 2018

crumbycrats

The rich liberal elites who do nothing for our country but complain and whine.

Look at those crumbycrats on tv voting and speaking against everything the president is trying to doing to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

by rockerbox March 3, 2018