ContentMaster

A new position in the workforce, created by Web 2.0. Basically a normal person (not a webmaster) that can now update and add new things to a web site due to a rich web application being built for them. Adding new items like news, blog posts, etc. has become simple enough that little or no training is required.

A Wordpress weblog installation enables someone with little or no experience to become their own ContentMaster.

by Timothy Mahoney May 4, 2008

contentables

Tables listing contents.

Consult contentables for more accurate results.

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008

Coltella

An Italian scrawny white kid that thinks he's from black origin. Hobbies include sitting in front of a computer masturbating over gay porn and touching himself in public.

You act like a bloody coltella sometimes.

by mum got the word August 7, 2009

CONTEMPORARY PIRATE

Urban power tribe members clustering on starislands like St. Barths

Johhny Depp is a contemporary pirate

by Max Blenheim December 12, 2010

Coated L

Syrup-laced blunts.

A: Hit this coated L.
B: What's it coated with?
A: Promethazine.

by McKrelez November 21, 2010

content flood

Placing so much info onto the internet as to to detour potential stalkers.

I defeated them with a content flood filled with more and more pictures, so they stopped looking for me in real life.

by Johnny Walker Whiskey August 23, 2011

Contemblacon

The act of contemplating whilst eating bacon, or using bacon as a means to promote thinking.

I'll eat this bacon while I am contemblaconing whether or not I can eat more waffles....

by Amo221 December 4, 2013