Chocolate-Hooking

The slow, yet impressive process of training your dick to curve so far backwards that every time you get a boner you fuck yourself in the ass.

My wife told me that chocolate-hooking was a bad idea, but the only downside is that I can’t tell if it’s gay or just a weird way to masturbate.

by Gamin2001 February 25, 2022

chocolate hindu

lewd sex service performed on the outskirts of London

- Today I'll have a chocolate hindu.
- Will it be ok if our new Asian employee does it?
- Sure, but it's important that I don't get infected.
- No worries, all sex workers are tested on an ongoing basis

by DiastemaAndrzeja May 20, 2021

raw chocolate

When you do ass to mouth and there’s a large amount of shit on your penis and your partner sucks it off

“Bro my bitch ate that raw chocolate last night”

by Badbitchassphat May 27, 2021

chocolate brain

When you give a black person head

Yo I saw my boy receiving "chocolate brain"

by NIGGA-CHIN June 10, 2021

little chocolate

Can refer to a snail, especially a garden snail, that you have befriended or a silly person in a humorous fashion

A: Have you seen my pet little chocolate?
B: Why would you keep a sweet as a pet?
A: I’m talking about my Gary the snail

by Toronto Esper May 27, 2023

Chocolate simp

Someone who simps just for a piece of chocholate

Oh dude look at him he's being a chocolate simp

by Bunkertard June 28, 2023

Chocolate in a Bag

The act of several people shitting in one large walmart bag, freezing it in one’s freezer, then after a couple of hours of thawing, then reuniting to eat the entire solid bag of “chocolate”, then partaking in an extremely aggressive orgy.

Jim: I can’t remember anything from last night but I don’t feel too good!
Richard: Bro, how do you forget the Chocolate in a Bag!?

by BillNye_theRussianSpy March 6, 2023