Canadian Waffle Hot Dog

In essence, putting your wiener in a block of cheese while pouring maple syrup on your naked body. It is usually used as a satirical art piece or part of a satirical statement.

If Jackson Pollock's paintings are worth millions, then that video of me doing a Canadian Waffle Hot Dog has got to be worth something

by Johnnyboyee November 15, 2011

canadian dust bunny

a high end brand of Canadian merkins modeled after the pubes of alanis morrissette

i decided to go to quebec for my honeymoon, so i surprised my wife with a pink canadian dust bunny

by bassplayer2493 November 5, 2009

Royal Canadian Rump Ranger

A man who can't keep his beef bus off the dirt road.

See asspirate, homofag.

So... Didja hear the Phippy's a Royal Canadian Rump Ranger

by Nitro April 12, 2004

canadian style (whacking off)

When you beat off with your hand the the opposite position as it would normally be. Your thumb is closest to the base. And your pinky is extended up into the air.

Ben decided to try canadian style after four hours when his arm began to cramp up.

by Metalideth April 16, 2003

Canadian High Five

When two ball sacs slap together during a two man threesome resembling a high five.

Yo bro hit me with a Canadian High Five before we plow the broad.

by J. Rizz May 20, 2010

just like a canadian quarter

looks great on the outset, but turns out to be worthless

can be applied to anything or anyone

john is just like a canadian quarter

by cheaptrickrick December 27, 2009

French Canadian sex symbol

A Middle Ages man name Alain Chiasson

The burly man Alain chias son is one hell of a French Canadian sex symbol

by OH1987 September 25, 2020