Legit just Ethan bye, like he hasn't got a symmetrical face and old blokes cup his bollocks and tell him. It's his kink
by Ethan bye has no symmetry August 25, 2019
by EBK SWIM March 22, 2020
The act of clapping one’s gooch.
When’s somethings so satisfying that clapping your own hands isn’t enough.
When’s somethings so satisfying that clapping your own hands isn’t enough.
Bob: “Oh my god that was so exciting!”
*claps gooch*
When someone shows you their yitties.
(Gooch clapping)
*claps gooch*
When someone shows you their yitties.
(Gooch clapping)
by Boob the gooch clapper January 22, 2022
by Cheladamama December 08, 2016
by The real McGowan has stood up. April 26, 2023
When your maiden is far away, waiting for you with her cheeks sticking out missing you and you astral project yourself to her clap her cheeks.
Guy1: "You say, you slept with your girl last night?"
Guyt2: "Yeah."
G2: "...how? She's a province away dude?"
G3: "I gave her an asstral clapping bro"
Guyt2: "Yeah."
G2: "...how? She's a province away dude?"
G3: "I gave her an asstral clapping bro"
by Garlic0Bread December 26, 2022