french canadian whore

a closet lesbian who hooks for peanut butter. french canadian by birth and jewish by nature. claims to be a ninja but ass rapes retarded horses. we all know that retarded horse raping is not ninjaesque.

also known as sara the french canadian whore

by japninja October 7, 2008

Canadian Military

Never heard of it, though Canada seems to take credit for the British army in 1812...

An example of the Canadian military? Well...the closest thing that I can come up with is the mounties, I suppose...

by Jess April 17, 2005

goddamnedcocksucking canadianarmed forces

the WORST fucking army in the world the only reason that they have an armed force group is so someone can protect their god damned illegal, cheap-ass drugs. that makes them terrible because they are keeping the drugs for us to "save us" from ourselves when in reality you stupid sons of bitchs want the high for yourselves. canada is such a bad place to live it makes japanese tube hotels look like the fucking hilton hotel chain. not because their is so many of you cock suckers, its that your everywhere. and the only reason that you have a good sniper force is because they are all americans undercover trying to kill your asses.

you can't even walk into a drug store over there because the goddamnedcocksucking canadianarmed forces blocked us from their drugs to put their women to sleep long enough to rape their children.

by katidid May 18, 2006

Canadian Military

See: Mounties, Zamboni Technology, and Anne Murray

I'll have to fine you. It'll be $10000 Canadian, or $10 American, if you wish.

by Fred Durst is a tool October 7, 2003

Canadian New Year

canadian new year is celebrated on March first instead of January first like everyone else in the world. It is celebrated by excessive use of the word "eh" and by drinking rye whiskey until "eh" seems like an actual word to a non-Canadian

Randy - "why is paul so drunk?"

Timmy - "its canadian new year dude"

Randy - "oh! lets get rye-tarded then!"

Paul - "EH!"

by Randy-MSUN March 16, 2011

canadian bacon

same thing as regular bacon, just made in those fresh smelling canadian factories!

Here at Uncle Jimmy's Canadian Bacon Farm we dip our meat in a pot of air fresheners, cellulite, and THC to preserve our great Uncle Jimmy taste.

by Big Daddy A May 19, 2009

Canadian Armed Forces

What, Canada actually has armed forces now?

Now that I never knew...

What do they use them for, like keeping maple leafs safe or something?

And by the way- Canada NEVER invaded America and burnt the White House. That was the British forces advancing through their territory of Canada, you fuckup. So don't go thinking you've got one up on anyone because really, both America and Canada were Brittannia's bitches at one point. Canada still is, however. You're not out of the Commonwealth yet. That goes for you too, Australia. And you India. And New Zealand. And.......... etc

Hey, did you know that all milk cartons in Canada have the word "HOMO" up the side of them? No, really.

I never knew the Canadian Armed Forces even existed. I thought they had a mountain rangers goof troop, or something like that.

by OiOiBoy June 20, 2006