Bastard

Feminine: A girl who is very horny for penis, drinks alcohol on a regular basis, takes taxis in order to get to places, and sleeps at your house, unwanted. You may often find these "Bastards" in groups. They are very compatible with each other. Some common attributes include having the need to place their lips on Gabe Gerhausers penis. And/Or being an illegitimate child.
Masculine: A grotesque looking boy/man. Attributes often include having excess acne on the face, being chubby or obese, looking like shit, and/or being ugly in general. And/Or being an illegitimate child, or an accident.

Feminine: "Oh the other girls cant come? Well I'm really horny so I guess we'll just invite the bastards."
Masculine: "Awwww what the fuck! That ugly bastard must be Tyler Clark!"

by Catalina Foothills December 16, 2011

Bastardisation

A copy of something done in their own style, usually crapper.

Atomic Kitten have bastardisation a song again!
Apple have bastardisation microsoft, or tried to.

by derick nobcheese December 5, 2003

prick bastard

no def. given due to Jeff P.(you know who you are) would be offended

You fucking prick bastard

by heehee April 6, 2005

Blastar

Penis, one that blasts out cum. Usually a large one.

That porn star has a big blastar

by John Becker February 27, 2008

blast a dooker

-verb-
1.) To deficate.
2.) To Poop.
3.) To release that which comes from the anus.

Oh my god, I gotta blast a dooker!

by SOSLifeguard April 27, 2008

Beastanist

Someone who prefers the act of sex more with an animal than another human being. Many are dirty, sick minded people and tend to leech onto society. The usual method of a Beastanist is to rub peanut butter on their genitalia and let an animal(usually a dog) to remove said peanut butter, resulting in a forced attempt of oral sex.

"Hey John, did you have hot sex with that chick you went out with last night?"
"No Chad, Im a Beastanist. I have no sexual desire for woman. Geez man, get that shit right."

by Herrljunga January 25, 2011

bastardio

Well basically a phycho called Samantha who’s a right mug

Samantha is a bastardio

by Hahahahahahohaha May 11, 2018