algas

a shitty retarded person with an LG phone

dat bitch is so algas

by algas September 19, 2017

AimAssist

A modification that is "use at your own risk" according to the Hypixel staff team.

guy 1: NiBBa why r u using aimassist
guy 2: idk an helper on hypixel told me I can use it at my own risk

by Lucathebest39 September 25, 2017

Alaskan fudge-sicle

The act of putting ice in your butt to keep you awake while driving

I have a long ride ahead of me. I sure could use an Alaskan fudge-sicle right about now...

by Helga von Cheesefinger October 5, 2017

Alaskan McGuyver

The Alaskan McGuyver is when a man living in cold regions finds it difficult to jack off because his fingers have turned into icicles. He proceeds to put his bottle of lubricant of choice into the microwave at 100 percent power for 45 seconds to achieve a comfortable heat level and consistency for his subsequent jerk off sesh to Eskimo porn.

Always remember it's 0:45 not 4:50 on the timer and microwave cooking times may vary.

We got the first snow of the year tonight. My hands are so cold I'll have to pull an Alaskan McGuyver before I fire up pornohub.com.

by nancyscrew April 19, 2018

alfaseed

ALFASEEDLING

is ALFASEED here

by alfredoseed October 26, 2017

Alaskan Bonfire

Using icy hot as lube for anal sex

Last night Amy and i had an alaskan bonfire, yada yada yada it hurts to piss today

by Letstouchyourstoesladies January 14, 2018

alaskan hot chocolate

A variation of the Alaskan Pipeline, but instead of solid shit, you use diarrhea.

Hey man, we did the alaskan hot chocolate last night. She absolutely loved it!

by john00 January 18, 2018