firecrotch asshole

When a person leaks his nudes on twitter and says that he has a big dick but he actually has a 3 inch firecrotch

Man that dude Declan is a real firecrotch asshole

firecrotch asshole by himynamedbvdd June 9, 2016

Poke-Asshole 

A person who plays Pokémon Go, usually while driving, with absolutely no regard for the safety of those around them.

That Poke-Asshole nearly ran me over!

Poke-Asshole by DEthington July 16, 2016

Candle Asshole

Those people who have a closet full of seasonal candles and yet they go to major candle retailers every month and spend an ass load on MORE candles. They also say things like "you are supposed to sniff the lid, NOT the wax." They also think there is a right way and a wrong way to burn a candle.

"I have a dilemma, I want to buy a bunch of fall candles but I don't want to be one of those Candle Assholes..."

Candle Asshole by Irina Redd September 8, 2016

ruptured asshole 

To have a ruptured asshole means that your anus has been stretched so wide it explodes, leaving a not-so-tight-hole!

I penetrated Elly's asshole so fast and hard with my monster penis, she got a ruptured asshole.

ruptured asshole by MrJackRadford November 28, 2016

stoplight asshole 

A stoplight asshole is a driver of the only car on one side of an intersection who waits long enough to trip the signal change, but could have right-turned all along. They turn on the yellow light, leaving cross traffic to a red light.

I would have made on time if it wasn't for the stoplight asshole.

stoplight asshole by potaytoes February 4, 2017

rhetorical asshole 

When someone specifically asks rhetorical questions to incite an argument.

Kyle is a rhetorical asshole.

rhetorical asshole by sweetazz June 27, 2017

sewer asshole 

When a female or male has so much anal sex that their anus stays open for an extended period of time the name comes from the fact it can be compared to an open sewer hole.

guy 1- has Jenny let you do anal yet?
guy 2- yeah actually think I gave her sewer asshole

sewer asshole by zombie prepper August 10, 2017